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ear to the streets

Listening to the rumors, talkings, and stirrings of a ghetto-fabulous area in order to pick up some sort of new information and or new trends in a community
Gangster 1: Yo, you hear that new Lil' Wayne track that leaked?
Gangster 2: Yea nigga, I be keepin my ear to the streets and got that hot shit a while ago.
by B. LANE March 31, 2008
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Ear Snog

A term found in the Georgia Nicolson series. The act of slightly sucking and nipping a persons ear lobe. Very enjoyable and recommendable. If done incorrectly, it is a massive turnoff.
"Yeah the making out wasn't doing much for her, so I ear snogged her."
"Oh dude I love ear snogging."
"Yeah so did she."
by padfoot011 December 9, 2008
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Ear Cancer

the feeling you get when someone talking to you has bored you to tears and then continues to talk and talk until you would rather lose your hearing due to an illness then listen to another word.
"In mathematics, the Pythagorean theorem or Pythagoras' theorem is a relation in Euclidean geometry among the three sides of a right triangle. The theorem is named after the Greek mathematician Pythagoras, who by tradition is credited with its discovery, although knowledge of the theorem almost certainly predates him.
The Pythagorean theorem: The sum of the areas of the two squares on the legs (a and b) equals the area of the square on the hypotenuse (c).

The theorem is as follows:

In any right triangle, the area of the square whose side is the hypotenuse (the side of a right triangle opposite the right angle) is equal to the sum of areas of the squares whose sides are the two legs (i.e. the two sides other than the hypotenuse).

If we let c be the length of the hypotenuse and a and b be the lengths of the other two sides, the theorem can be expressed as the equation

a^2 + b^2 = c^2. \,

This equation provides a simple relation among the three sides of a right triangle so that if the lengths of any two sides are known, the length of the third side can be found. A generalization of this theorem is the law of cosines, which allows the computation of the length of the third side of any triangle, given the lengths of two sides and the size of the angle between them.

This theorem may have more known proofs than any other. The Pythagorean Proposition, a book published in 1940, contains 370 proofs of Pythagoras' theorem, including one by American President James Garfield.

The converse of the theorem is also true:-

For any three positive numbers a, b, and c such that a² + b² = c², there exists a triangle with sides a, b and c, and every such triangle has a right angle between the sides of lengths a and b.
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OMG shutup I am getting ear cancer!
by Farrington and Ullman Family November 8, 2006
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ear-buttons

1. The skinny cartilaginous wings lining the anterior edge of the external auditory canal. Also called the tragus.

2. The magical buttons that when pushed, hide unwanted garbage-noise from entering the skull.
Do you always stick your fingers in your ear-holes when you hear Counting Crows?

No, I just push my ear-buttons.

What are those?

The little wings outside your ear; you push them onto your ear so you don't get your fingers gross with earwax.

Sounds complicating. I think I'll just stick with wax-fingers.
by Barnaby J. July 6, 2008
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ear burgers

ear burgers:

Balls of orange wax, commonly dug from one's ear (usually Casey) with a car key. "Burgers" is rooted from the latin word, "boogers."
Casey had a itch deep in his ear canal, but he relieved the discomfort through auditory probing with his jeep cherokee key and finally dug those ear burgers out.
by Buffalo Brian September 19, 2008
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Ear Fly

That annoying ring in your ear when everything is dead silent.
Man, I crash after the concert last night and I had such an Ear Fly.
by Dranon Von Ryle September 8, 2011
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Ear Spouge

Is a very aromatic oily substance found at the ear crack which smells similar to toe jam.
by Lover Doll January 5, 2014
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