Doubleganger

A male male female threesome

Tom and Chris had a doubleganger with Sarah

by Swanksie August 29, 2019

carpet douchebagger

In many ways, this is a step up from douchebag or bag of douche you all commonly know.

carpet douchebagger - n - kar-pet doosh bag-err

1. In reference to carpetbaggers of Civil War era, going about causing trouble in the eyes of the locals

2. Someone who is a DB to such an extent that they seem to carry their supply of douche with them where ever they go.

Hey Red, this guy next to me is talking shit about the bartender and is screwing with the remote after every commercial! To top it off, he didn't even tip! What a carpet douchebagger!

by Slim Twofingers February 9, 2010

situational douchebaggery

when someone surpasses the levels of jerk and asshole but does not always exhibit the behavior associated with being a douchebag.

only in certain instances does the person engage in behavior that would label him/her a douchebag.

an avoidable event that results in douchebag behavior.

I was fucking an Oompa Loompa?
Okay I'm not saying you're a douchebag - but that is not only bullshit - it's situational douchebaggery

by snarfsnarfliono October 14, 2010

mutually assured douchebaggery

The point at which you and another person get so passive-aggressive to each other that it doesn't matter who started it, because at this point you're both just plain douchebags.

Person A turns down the thermostat. Person B waits for A to leave, turns it back up. Repeat until one has to leave out of frustration. This is the point of mutually assured douchebaggery.

by thatguy20 July 8, 2012

douchebaggery

A relevant act commited by a douchebag such as screwing your friends over behind some drunk slut you just met at the bar

Steve we hereby find you guilty of douchebaggery in the first degree and sentence you to douchebag hall of fame

by D Guzinya January 18, 2008

douchebaggery

An act of total douche.

One would recognize 'douchebaggery' by the way in which one speaks, dresses, walks, or behaves around other human beings.

There is no douchebaggery to be found here.
or..
I have had it with all of your douchebaggery!
or..
"I feel bad for laughing at that" " Don't worry,laugh if you will, for there is no douchebaggery to be found."

by David and Rebecca of HAPPY 3AM July 3, 2009

double bagger

When a girl is so nasty that you feel the need to use two condoms.

Man that girl has been around. She's definitely a double bagger.

by Libraryguy April 19, 2010