dartanian

verb: to fail, lose, backfire, fall short, miss the boat.

noun: dud, underdog, flop, debacle, flop, cretin.

also goes by: dart, dartington, :Fart, and several other nonsensical epithets.

"he tried to pick her up at the bar, but he was so intoxicated, he darted before he even had a chance."

"we went to the market to find some fresh vegtables, but all we found was moldy, rotten dartanians."

by not dartanian July 12, 2009

dartanion

a cigarette, or marijuana pipe or bong, or a peice of vag, or a cell phone. it depends on how high you are

yo pass me the dartanion

can i hit that dartanion

by mechanical dick October 29, 2006

dasani

ass, the best part of a woman

Damn, that chicks got a huge dasani.

by Dale P. Johnson August 28, 2007

Daaniya

A girl that finds entertainment is being the centre of everyone’s attention all the time and acting like the main character of some coming of age movie from the 2000’s (even though she is at best a side character). She thinks everyone adores her and believes that she is the most desired girl on the face of the Earth.

“Omg daaniya shut tf up”

by Smol3l3phant April 26, 2022

Dawanica

A person with the biggest ass in the world and boobs that is amazingly awesome at everything plus black. Can usually find her in a purple shirt.

-Dang, Do you see that big ass?
-Is she wearing purple?
-Yip
-That must be Dawanica!

by MochaMama June 13, 2010

Dasani

Dasani is a handsome guy and has a cute smile everytime you see Dasani you will blush he is very strong he is a competitive wrestling guy he is very funny in every way he is a good decent guy to date if you ever lose a Dasani you are fucking dumb or maybe he's g@y?!?

Wow Janiyah and Dasani are a good couple

Dasani is coming i love him.

by Thehonestmonoto January 24, 2019

Dasani

Dasani is the best puerified water EVA its enhanced with minerals for a pure fresh taste
Dasani is filtered for purity, using state of the art treatment by reverse osmosis and enhanced with minerals for a pure fresh taste. Dasani-pure, essential

DASANI IS BANGIN, IT COMES IN A BLUE BOTTLE FO'SHIZZLE YO, ITS FLUCKIN OFF THE HEEZY
Betta than that aberfoyle cripnit and just a tiny bit betta than aquafina

by Flucker November 26, 2003