by Master Chug December 14, 2010
by GRAWR February 17, 2008
John: Did you go home with that girl you met last night?
Michael: Not only did I go home with her, I totally put my knee through her dashboard. I bet she is sore today.
Michael: Not only did I go home with her, I totally put my knee through her dashboard. I bet she is sore today.
by johhouoonnn June 22, 2010
When getting a blowjob in a vehicle the girl uses two hands to stroke your dick while making a beat with her mouth, when the cum goes on the windshield have the girl lick it up
Yo I heard you got the sloppy choppy wombo combo dashboard special last night
Yeah I’m recording my mixtape over the beat she made with her mouth
Yeah I’m recording my mixtape over the beat she made with her mouth
by Randall Mapson February 27, 2019
Person 1: "login(E)i-ready(E)comestudentedashboardehome sucks"
Person 2: "Agreed"
Teacher: "What no it's a platform that you can learn on!!! Its not a platform that causes suicide!!"
Person 2: "Agreed"
Teacher: "What no it's a platform that you can learn on!!! Its not a platform that causes suicide!!"
by Its not Myapps, its Myassp. May 17, 2022
When a person cracks an egg on their head and then slides down a roof before going to a local zoo to see a black and white Gloucester Old Spot pig.
by Thiqq Chick October 19, 2019
Someone who continually ditches there best friends to ride around in someone's car who they barely know.
by 121madman121 September 28, 2009