Cyber Dysfunctional Personality Disorder

Cyber Dysfunctional Personality Disorder (CDPD) is a non-hereditary, largely contagious, psychiatric diagnosis that describes a mental disorder characterized by abnormalities in the perception or expression of reality. Those who suffer from this condition will go on to create tens, if not hundreds of accounts on social networking and video sharing websites such as facebook, myspace and youtube. They will then converse with themselves across their many accounts in a lame bid to create the impression that they are popular and sociable. Often they will use their various accounts to team up on other internet users who have shown themselves to be smarter than them, in a desperate bid to restore some pride. Currently there is no cure for this ever increasing psychopathic trend, but most sufferers give the game away within a week, such is their lack of concentration and intellect.

JohnnyBarretta: Hi mate, how are you??? :)

Toxic: Good mate, what about yourself?

Pakilover1988: Fuck you white piece of shit!!! :)

Toxic: I see you suffer from Cyber Dysfunctional Personality Disorder?

Note: The smilie and the excessive use of question and exclamation marks give it away.

by YTuser October 4, 2009

cyber stalk

when you are obsessed with seeing what someone is up to and you check their myspace/facebook/twitter etc to see if they have any updates

Oh my gosh! Joe is too cute! I cyber stalk his myspace everyday to see if he added any new pictures! :O

by whydyouhavetogoandletitdie May 5, 2009

cyberaff

cyberaff is not an human being. He is an ubber asshole. Good for nothing fag who just tries to imitate zeus.

cyberaff is an idiotic ass

by namesake October 30, 2010

Cyber Widow

The name of a wife who is ignored by her husband because of online gaming.

When Tim games all weekend Joy refers to herself as a Cyber Widow.

by Ambrosia Dawn December 9, 2008

cyber pout

The ludicrously exaggerated lip posture adopted on "social networking sites" by adolescents and adults who really ought to know better; see also camera whore.

My God, her cyber pout on Bebo makes her look like she's been attacked by a Brazilian puffer fish!

by Diogenes IV January 31, 2009

cyberblaze

The act of video-chatting with someone with the purpose of smoking weed together virtually.

Paul: wanna cyberblaze?
John: let's do it up.

by thidr0 June 15, 2009

Cybercunting

The act by malware programs posing as (often horny) females of luring horny men with IM convos promising access to webcam peepshows, in order to ultimately obtain credit card information, like a computerized vaginal Venus flytrap.

Sam: Why did this hot girl just start randomly IMing me about how she can let me see her webcam for free?
Katye: That's not actually a girl, it's just some malware cybercunting, to get your credit card info.

by Soviet_Nabisco October 29, 2010