Crouton

A slang word for one’s teeth

“Wow you got some jacked up croutons.”

by bigyeeterz May 11, 2019

crouton the berton

me: are you a crouton? i think you are a crouton

crouton: yes

me: JEEeeSHHHHH

basically crouton is a crouton and is DRIED BREAD yuh so poggies~!

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII cRouTONNnNNnnnN (crouton the berton)

by rawruwugirlhehepoggies May 1, 2022

SOCK CROUTON

WHEN YOU MASTURBATE IN A PAIR OF YOUR FRIENDS CLEAN SOCKS, THEN PUT THEM BACK IN THEIR DRAWER

FUCK JOHNNY HE'S AN ASS I GAVE HIM A SOCK CROUTON.

by CHUBBY BUNNY February 5, 2010

moldy crouton

Amazing gang of children who make award winning films.

Did you watch Moldy Crouton's Annual 24-Hour Fun Fest?

by MADDOGERNIE August 24, 2011

crouton

1.A slang word used towards a mean, cranky old person.
2. used to denote a aged person, who drives REAL slow.

"i was behind this crouton in line today, she was such a foul acting hag, she treated the sale's person like crap."
another example, "my god, can you believe this crouton?, shes going 25 mph below the speed limit.."

by V. Anselmo March 9, 2007

croton

Stinky or smelly vagina

damn her pussy smelled like croton funch!!

by tewlive May 30, 2008

Crouton

Terrible dressing. A tragically desperate attempt to be hip. Very common in high temperature climates among males 40-50 years old. The act of being mad stale, getting worse.

Sheila: Honey, let's go! We have reservations at RA in twenty mintues.

Barry: Hold it...I'm almost done. Balding frohawk....check.
Medium Ed Hardy....check. Gleaming forehead....present. Crouton status complete. Let's do this!

by TT Pain September 8, 2010