croc-pox

suntan in hole shape on your feet from wearing croc's in the sun!

oh, no- I took off my crocs to do dress up night and croc-pox were visible through girlie shoes!!!

by Paty's Mommy February 7, 2010

Croc Hopper

A "game" that was supposed to be released on funbrain about 6 years ago.

They never got around to it.

Dude 1: "Wanna go play Croc Hopper?"
Dude 2: "Are you stoned? It's not out yet."

by theaob November 9, 2010

White crocs

The #1 shoe for rich suburban girls, the ones who hoe around all the time. The ones who buy a new pair of white crocs with their daddy's money anytime they get dirty. Can also be used as a fashion item for basic white girls to become more basic.

"bro she got those white crocs with the adventure strap up, I think she wants to get laid tonight"

by DocotorLit July 6, 2021

croc block

When a male is assumed to be a homosexual due to the presence of crocs on ones feet.

i asked her if she wanted to go have sex. she replied with a gang of laughter and the words ' croc block ' and asked me if i wanted to go shopping instead.

by Joel dontfuckwiththebuck October 28, 2010

croc posal

Proposing to your lover while in crocs or marrying a crocodile

My Military Friend Sean gave his girlfriend a croc posal on the beach

by I love birds October 2, 2022

bleu crocs

A phrase to define the subjects shoes when they are particularly old

Dang he’s got them bleu crocs. He needs some new ones.

by Rick Tobias November 13, 2020

Croc Condom

A croc condom is any condom with a hole or that doesn't work. If you use it and you end up with a kid it's a croc condom.

bro 1. You a daddy now bruh
bro 2. yeah, bitch gave me a croc condom

by That_One_Guy_***** January 3, 2020