that's the way the cookie crumbles

Bruce Almighty, said by Bruce Campbell in an effort to make a catchphrase similar to "And Thats the way it was"

Also a pun in that film, as the news story was about a giant cookie,

It means:

Thats the way it happened

....*news story*..

and thats the way the cookie crumbled

by Mike_Mohill June 1, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles

Idiom, synonym of "that's life".

Timmy: I can't believe I revised for four hours on those topics and not one of them came up in the exam
Jinny: That's the way the cookie crumbles
Timmy: stfu

by brendan May 28, 2004

Crumbletion

The action of licking the crumbs off your fingers after you eat a bag of chips.

Jack: "What are you doing?"

Jerry: "Licking the crumbs off my fingers. It's all over them because I just ate a bag of chips."

Jack: "Gross."

Jerry: "It's not gross, it's just crumbletion."

by RadioactiveFlamez June 23, 2013

Crambled

When a former lad and all round legend becomes a proper meff and serial bailer.

Alright lads, is Craig lad out?

Yes lad, he is defo out

*2 hours later*

Where's Craig?

No idea.

We've been crambled again.

by Brucey W March 3, 2016

Crumble mumble

Speaking with anything in your mouth...anything!!

(Guy speaks while eating food) you dude I don’t understand or speak crumble mumble.

by Mydogsfartsaresmelly January 20, 2019

crumbleton

when you have too much apple crumble, that you just start going ballistic and just hitting everything and everyone

Reymonde - fucking hell why is Desmonde just hitting people in the back of the head
Jimmonde - because hes absolutely crumbleton
Reymonde - Apple?
Jimmoned - correct
Reymonde - thats fair to be honest, little old June doesnt deserve a battering though.

by trimmiganlover November 15, 2019

CRUMBLEFART

A word to describe the sexiest person ever

You are looking quite crumblefart today.

by REIin March 5, 2021