Concrete Grippers

When a guy or a girl got ugly ass feet

Damn bruh put those concrete grippers away

by Concrete Grippers July 19, 2022

congressman

A term used to describe an elected official (male) of the United States Congress, specifically the lower house of Congress (known as the House of Representatives).

After an arduous campaign, John became a congressman.

by Nicolai August 11, 2004

Congress

Do-Nothing F@#cktards who couldn't solve a problem if it was eating them alive anus first.

"95% of Americans want an assault weapons ban yet all Congress wants to do is kick us in the nuts, have gay sex in airport bathrooms, and vote themselves pay raises.

by The Real Jon Stewart April 30, 2013

concrete redneck

A social clique that likes to go muddin' and fishin', wear camo and dirty boots, but they live in the suburbs and have never done a day's hard work on a real farm.

I thought Tommy was really country the way he talked about muddin', but he drives his mom's car and lives in the 'burbs...he's just a concrete redneck.

by punch out September 20, 2009

Contreras

Expensive and flashy. The best money can buy.

Damn nigga, that car was contreras.

by Bigjc33 December 9, 2008

Congress

A gathering of sorts in which useful ideas are proposed, debated, debated some more, revised to please some moronic babbling baboons whose only goal in life is to make yours miserable, revised a final time, voted upon, and usually rejected. Also synonymous with "Animal Farm", "Yellow pages" (some brilliant jackass found a way to waste time and reveal the phone numbers and addresses of several hundred Americans), and rarely, "Progress". Current place of residence is in two buildings, one of which strikingly resembles a single female breast.

Person 1: "Yo man, you seem them Reps battle it out in Congress last night? That shit was teh SHIT! I mean, when the dude from Connecticut pulled out the chainsaw, I was all, 'YEAH!!! F-ing A! GO AMERICA! LIBERTY OR FUCKING DEATH, BITCH!'."

Person 2: "You SO belong in Congress, dude."

by Random Person 7 August 2, 2009

Congress of the Cow

A sex position, the girl on all fours, the man penetrates from behind while reaching around simulating milking the breast.

My wife's favorite sexual position is the Congress of the Cow.

by Res Q Luv May 5, 2018