by Deep Blue 2012 September 08, 2009
A situation, act or struggle between two or more people which one or more parties do not wish to continue because it is stupid, pointless, or inane.
We used to hide each other's keys to make the other late, but it was a total dick touching contest, so I stopped doing it.
by thisispointless0 April 15, 2011
I had a massive load of chipotle a few hours ago and, well, let's just say I am losing the farting contest.
by veteransalt May 19, 2014
by Terry Bad Ice October 08, 2017
Description given to an all male Tory leadership contest, where the candidates try to impress voters at conservative hustings by trying to out do each other by trying to be bigger and better than each other on all subjects.
They may be impressive at hustings, but the general public find it sad and embarrassing
They may be impressive at hustings, but the general public find it sad and embarrassing
"Boris and Hunt have turned this leadership contest into a Willy waving contest" - Emma Barnett, BBC 5live
by Charno July 02, 2019
A dock measuring contest is a quantitative comparison of value between two individuals, entities, or nations. This value is typically a measure of physical, mental, or financial strength that would suggest a greater quality of life. A large dock has room for more boats and makes for a less hazardous walkway for passengers while boarding and deboarding.
Entomology Originated from the informal expression "dick measuring contest" and adopted by politicians, athletes, and business professionals.
Entomology Originated from the informal expression "dick measuring contest" and adopted by politicians, athletes, and business professionals.
by Happy10101101 February 11, 2021
When two men stand in front of each other, face to face, with their two erect penises almost touching. Their Jap's eyes are alligned so they are staring directly at each other. Once in the right position the men start masturbating their own penis until one of them ejaculates. The first one to ejaculate into the other ones Jap's eye wins the contest.
by lukebellend June 13, 2011