Confirmed Bachelor

A man who is exceedingly bad with women, and he doesn't really know why. He just doesn't have what it takes He's a confirmed bachelor (perpetually single, never married, no kids).

In the 50's this was a polite way of calling a man gay pre-sexual-revolution. After 2008 in the world of Tinder, some straight men are also now confirmed bachelors.

Hey man, how old are you?

Him: I'm 28.

Do you have any kids?

Him: Nope.

Married?

Him: no

I'm sorry about that, you're a confirmed bachelor.

by RaijuRainBird February 29, 2020

Result Confirmation

Confirmation of a "Result". E.g. to score in bed.

Mate did you check out the fittie I took home last night, proper Result confirmation that was :)(

by AJ_1982 October 15, 2008

confirmanality

A state of altered consciousness experienced after confirming successfully that your girlfriend wants anal sex from you. Known to induce ecstatic rambling, solving of midlife crises, and busting of nuts in guys; occasional pain and/or hemorrhoids in girls.

Girl: "Okay, you can sodomize me."
Guy: "YABADABADOOOO!!!! HEEEEEERE's JOHNNY!"
(This dude is experiencing confirmanality.)

Girl: "Ow."

by coffeedarklover August 23, 2011

Configurate

Configurate (noun): A discernable pattern, in the shape of the Hindu-Arabic numeral eight ("8"), created by a convicted criminal while engaged in any locomotive activity, either self-propelled (walking, running, skating, bicycling, etc.) or by way of a motorized conveyance (automobile, motorcycle, Hoverboard, Segway, etc.)

Gayle: "Can you believe that Donald Trump is actually going to be the next President of the United States?"
Bob: Yeah, I know. That's crazy, right? But I'm sure it won't be long before all of America gets to enjoy seeing Trump

configurate for the rest of his life.

by TheoFandtoa January 8, 2017

configurate

A term for Minecraft developed as an alternative for configure.

Configurate plugins.

by chriskade August 14, 2019

Configure

To coordinate plans with or check in with, usually with one or more people you are familiar with.

Person 1: Hey dude, you wanna go out tonight?
Person 2: I'll let you know. After work when I get home, I need to configure with my girlfriend and then I'll hit you up.

by Just another tech guy June 11, 2021

Configurate

The dumbass way of saying configure when logging issues in IT

Configurate The Monitor

by Dead Cats With Bread July 1, 2021