Definitions by coffeedarklover

fap bank bounce 

U see dat waifu on dat show, u know u gon google datass lata. Lata comes around... first result: huggin her tom brady-ass bitch.

Yo I wuz watchin community, u betta believe I wuz bankin dat Annie Edison ass, googled it, waddayaknow, datass is bein hugged by sum OTHA muthafucka, ooooo, fap bank bounce d!

fap bank bounce by coffeedarklover September 25, 2022

ground round virgin 

a virgin in the ass

"She's no ground round virgin. She's smooth as she can be be."

David Allan Coe

ground round virgin by coffeedarklover August 23, 2011

confirmanality 

A state of altered consciousness experienced after confirming successfully that your girlfriend wants anal sex from you. Known to induce ecstatic rambling, solving of midlife crises, and busting of nuts in guys; occasional pain and/or hemorrhoids in girls.

Girl: "Okay, you can sodomize me."
Guy: "YABADABADOOOO!!!! HEEEEEERE's JOHNNY!"
(This dude is experiencing confirmanality.)

Girl: "Ow."

confirmanality by coffeedarklover August 23, 2011