A state of altered consciousness experienced after confirming successfully that your girlfriend wants anal sex from you. Known to induce ecstatic rambling, solving of midlife crises, and busting of nuts in guys; occasional pain and/or hemorrhoids in girls.
Girl: "Okay, you can sodomize me."
Guy: "YABADABADOOOO!!!! HEEEEEERE's JOHNNY!"
(This dude is experiencing confirmanality.)
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).