DICKERUS Of the Cockerous

Scientific term for dick

I have a DICKERUS of the cockerous kind

by Realazzfoo January 18, 2022

The Cocker Spaniel

1) Caucasian-American origin dance which is performed by a young man, usually in khaki pants and a way-too-tight shirt, who's only move consists of little more than humping the left or right side of his partner arhythmically whilst both arms are raised in the air. Made famous by "A Night at the Roxbury"

2) The dance move that resembles dry-humping the left or right side of your dance partner anywhere from the hip down.

Sue: How was your date with Glen last night?
Mary: Well, he took me to the club, but all he knew was The Cocker Spaniel. He got got so excited he tore my ACL.

by nomanbags April 2, 2010

Half-Cocked

being about half drunk

after those shots that we had i'm about half cocked

by justin August 4, 2004

cockerel's pipe dream

A rooster sitting on a doorknob in hopes of hatching a hardware store.

I should remove that doorknob on the chicken coop, and install a simple latch because that young rooster seems to have a cockerel's pipe dream.

by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021

Cockery

Earthenware that is cut using a cock instead of a knife.

"What's Tim up to these days? Haven't heard from him for eons."
"Oh, he's a cockery craftsman now."
"Ah great move! Used to tease about his member in swimming class, glad he has a good use for it now."
"Yup heard business is booming!"

by vincup October 17, 2014

cockerhoople

To leave somthing in a complete mess.
such as a teenagers untidy bedroom.
or a messy divorce.( complete cockerhoople)

"your bedroom is so untidy its a complete cockerhoople"

by Michael J Perry November 7, 2007

cockerham

when a girl gives a handjob while shes eating a ham sandwhich.

eric recived a cockerham at the lunch table

by hamsandwhich July 25, 2012