"What's Tim up to these days? Haven't heard from him for eons."
"Oh, he's a cockery craftsman now."
"Ah great move! Used to tease about his member in swimming class, glad he has a good use for it now."
"Yup heard business is booming!"

I've been jabbed

That game is pure cockery, it's insanely delicious.

Dude you just got cock rocked by a paraplegic!

I felt a great disturbance in the cockery, as if millions of roosters suddenly crowed out and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.