smacks o'clock

Smacks o'clock is an indeterminate time of the evening when one is so drunk that they willingly visit a over-crowded indie bar that plays self-proclaimed indie 'classics'. It is the time of night when one gives up any notion of going home early and of their own free-will dances like a loon to the Smiths and does the macarena to MGMT.
It is, by all accounts, a good time. But no-one can really remember it.

Drunkard 1: "Man, I am bored of Wetherspoons now, what time is it?"
Drunkard 2: "It's Smacks o'clock baby!"
Drunkard 1: "Awww yeah"

by Johnny Dangeroux August 21, 2009

Clock Milker

Someone who shows up to work and is completely unproductive, and spends countless hours looking up new definitions on urbandictionary.com.

"Greg" is a clock milker because he comes in everyday and spend hours 6-8 just surfing the web, still pulling the wool over his bosses eyes and taking home his payheck.

by S Wall September 24, 2005

Apache alarm clock

Drinking multiple glasses of water before going to sleep, to help ensure you wake up early due to the need to pee. (Allegedly a technique used by the Apache during the Apache Wars to wake up for pre-dawn raids.)

I got in at 3:00 AM so I set my Apache alarm clock to get up for my 8:00 class. I had to pee so bad I thought I'd put a hole through the toilet...

by RevWaldo January 9, 2010

Clocked

Predominantly used in London.
To 'clock' is: to realise, to catch on, to notice.

1.) Shit! he clocked that i stole his phone.
2.) She clocked that something was wrong.

by martelldesu March 19, 2015

Funny Clock Man

A name referring to Sergey Taboritsky, a nazi Russian Monarchist within the mod The New Order: Last Days of Europe for the video game Hearts of Iron 4.

Person 1: What's Funny Clock Man's ideology anyways?
Person 2: Burgsys

by Tsar Dudebro II January 5, 2023

birthday o'clock

The hour that correlates to your date of birth.

My birthday is August 12, so birthday o'clock would be 08:12.

by pheiticeira February 25, 2011

Taco Bell Alarm Clock

Eating a lot of Taco Bell late at night and going to bed right after. After a few hours you rip a fart so hard that it wakes you and those around you.

You shouldn't have eaten that fourth meal. I woke up thanks to your Taco Bell Alarm Clock.

by GK Spider January 17, 2012