climate normal

Climate normal is the normal fluctuations of temperature and season as the earth rotates daily during a yearly transit of the nearest star with including significant fluctuations in distance, solar wind, energy release and magnetic shielding. With additional effects of gravity from the moon.

I woke up this morning and it was colder that it was this after noon, it’s climate normal.

by Lizardfish69420 February 11, 2023

climate action

The belief inspired by hope and necessity that political, community and technological change can slow or reverse rapid industrial scale climate change

I joined extinction rebellion and 350 because I wanted to get more involved in climate action.

by anonymous March 8, 2022

Climate

Climate is the average weather that happens in a certain location.

The climate in Florida is hot
But the climate in Canada is cold

by GRRRRRRRR VERY MAD GRRRRR May 11, 2022

Climate Change

Anything that happens.

Its too cold, must be due to climate change
Its too hot, must be due to climate change
There is a flood, must be due to climate change
There is a drought, must be due to climate change
There is a fire, must be due to climate change
I ejaculated prematurely, must be due to climate change

by Itsjustmenow May 20, 2025

emotional climate

A phrase used to describe the emotional level of a group of people in a specific area, region or country.

Veronica was hesitant to share her opinion at the symposium because the emotional climate of the room felt off.

by HealthyMomNextDoor January 15, 2018

climate cough

A cough you get due to the climate, especially climate change, and drastic changes in weather and temperature.

I can't seem to shake this damn climate cough. UGH!

I hate seasonal climate coughs. The temperature is going from 70º to 30º in one day and my respiratory system cannot handle it.

My lungs are fucked up because of this climate cough.

by LingDanc803 December 2, 2023

Climate change

Have been saying it's not a huge fucking deal for years and now you're admitting I'M CORRECT AGAIN! Thank you Adam Conover!

Hym "CORRECT AGAIN! Climate change is not a huge deal. I was right. You likely called me a denier in private. You're garbage. Your like is meaningless. Die today."

by Hym Iam March 27, 2024