Clean Catch

(n) After you take a shit you inspect the TP and notice that it is still clean.

Kyle was quite elated after experiencing a clean catch as he only had enough toilet paper for one swipe of his crack.

by Guitar God Rob October 16, 2008

clarnia

A walk-in closet strictly dedicated to illegal substances resulting in lengthy conversations. Also this walk-in closet requires christmas lights, herb, loud music, trippy posters, lots and lots of pillows (anything soft and/or comfy will suffice). The people of clarnia are designated the title "clarnation" members.

Similar to the famous book the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardobe by C.S. Lewis, the children discover a portal to a mysterious world called Narnia, we too have found this portal to a magical land. A closet-narnia.... clarnia.

I was sooo messed up last night, I never made it out of clarnia!

by donwiz October 7, 2010

Clean Rap

Rap music that has no explicit cuss words or graphic lyrics about sex, drugs, violence and various other taboo topics

Will Smith is known for his clean rap, and ironically he comes off as a better lyricist than most 2010s rappers.

by CelticEagle February 16, 2019

Cleanus

The act of cleaning your penis, shortened to one word.

"Billy! Dinners ready!"
"Fuck off mom! I'm CLEANUS!"

by Samsung Xbox October 25, 2020

clean the trailer

A phrase used to throw off your boss ,and avoid responsibilities at work .

Maih and Adam didn’t feel like working, so they told there boss Mike they were going to go “Clean the trailer “and instead went to the diner for break early .

by JACK CHAIN May 19, 2022

bewbage clearance

Space needed in a shirt or other garment for bewbies - usually a concern for girls with implants or large natural breasts that are skinny everywhere else.

I don't think that shirt has enough bewbage clearance for me.

by MichelleW August 1, 2006

pussy cleaner

A product like Vagisil or RepHresh, ***NOT*** cat shampoo!!!

{Marge}: Hey Virgil, can you be a dear and go get me the pussy cleaner please? My coochie reeks a bit today.
{Virgil}: Sure thing honey, you know I hate it when your flower smells like fish!

by Telephony May 6, 2015