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clarks summit

A small town nestled in the woods north of Scranton. Famous for Freedom bridge which supported 20 some suicides so far, and provides the only real reason of going there in the first place, to traverse the canyon over route 6/11. Predominantly mid-upper class white republicans, Clarks Summit is one of the best examples of a brainwashed, sedentary, and intolerant small town American stereotype. Basically reliant on speeding tickets and fines, the police force has adapted that special small town pick attitude and constantly displays severe power trip syndrome and inflates any small crime into a countywide police emergency.
Most who are born in Clarks Summit never leave, and those cops are all crooked mother fuckers.
by The Surgeon General March 22, 2008
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Clarksburg

A small town is southern Ohio close to absolutley nothing of importance. It consists of exactly one traffic light, one bank, and has a local auction every Saturday night. It is known for having beer drinking hicks and hillbillys.
Do you wanna go to Clarksburg and get drunk at the auction on Saturaday Nght?
by Allie Ater February 20, 2009
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Clarksville

A little rural town in Tennessee, right outside of Ft. Campbell U.S. Army Post. It also borders Oak Grove, Kentucky. Right up against the state line. Small town of mostly Army Soldiers and college students from APSU (Austin Peay State University). The 2 groups do not mix by the way. The only diversity of the town is the Soldiers who happen to not be Caucasian.
The Clarksville Police Department is mostly made up of people who were kicked out of the Army and did not wish to go home.
by Sunny D1990 February 17, 2013
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Clarks

N. Glasses. Derived from the character, Clark Kent (of "Superman" fame). These glasses are black, plastic, thick frames of the wayfarer persuasion.

Recently have grown in popularity due to the post-millennial hipster uprising.
Amelia: Look at that guy's glasses. He's such a nerd.
Jadon: He's not a nerd! Those are genuine clarks!
Amelia: I love him now!!!!
by Jay Jay Cool Whip February 5, 2010
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clarkesville, ga

Most likely the dumbest city in Georgia. This city is located in Habersham County, Georgia. There are all kinds of people in Clarkesville.. Except for black people. There is racism all over Clarkesville, Including a bunch of corn-water drinking rednecks that live in the trashiest trailers in Carkesville. The biggest attraction is either McDonalds or the Ingles right next to it.
That hick looks like he 's from Clarkesville, ga
by xsmokecurryskimask February 8, 2017
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Kelly Clarkson

A euphemistic phrase uttered by single, middle-aged men who have little to no sexual experience beyond collecting action figures or listening to over-the-top '80s prog-rock supergroups.
In order to further crack down on indecency (as determined by ultra-rightwing geriatric conservative moralistic citizens feeling superior to every other human being on Earth) the FCC will not "bleep" out bad words like "fuck", "shit", "asshole", "cocksucker", "Kelly Clarkson" or other vile derivatives. Instead the high-pitched monotone chime will be replaced with a hyper-excited 5 year-old exclaiming such profound remarks as, "BUSH IS THE GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER!!!", "DUBYA IS A GENIUS!!!", "EVERYONE MUST LOVE THE PRESIDENT" or "WAL MART IS THE FIRST, LAST AND ONLY PLACE TO BUY GREAT MUSIC AND MOVIES - IT'S ALL GOOD!".
by Boodmanarisin September 14, 2005
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clarkism

A descriptive metaphor used by jeremy clarkson, using obscure references
this car drives like a load of old hoares trapped in a tin can - a clarkism
by Sam Bastable January 9, 2009
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