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Chlamydia Chowder

The thick, chunky discharge resulting from a bad case of the aforementioned sexually transmitted disease.
(see also: Split Herpes Soup)
"I had to change underwear seven times already today because of some serious chlamydia chowder."
by buttfinger December 9, 2013
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Clam Chowder Swirly

A ritual from an orgy when all men ejaculate into a bowl, and after the females dump their heads in, in an orderly fashion
Sorry mom, I have to borrow your bowl from the kitchen cuz we need it for the clam chowder swirly later
by 89zamja May 18, 2015
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Dirty Chowder

The act of sticking your own finger up your own ass and then wiping said finger across your upper lip.
Scott: I don't remember Derek ever having a moustache? When did he grow that?
Kelly: He doesn't. I heard he sticks his finger up his ass then wipes it under his nose. It's called the Dirty Chowder.
Scott: That is one sick fuck!!!
by Old Man Neltson June 12, 2023
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long island clam chowder

When a guy blows a load in a girls dirty pussy and then lets it crust up before eating her out
Jon was hungry from banging Kelly so he had some long island clam chowder from her discolored box
by primo box April 17, 2014
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kitty chowder

Your hands are covered in kitty chowder.
by Deanna December 4, 2003
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cock chowder

When a guy jizzes thick, white, lumpy cum.
Brenda likes it when Mike sprays his cock chowder in her mouth.
by PlusSizeBitchesAnonymous September 9, 2006
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Thunder Mountain Chowder

When a male is performming a sexual act involving a woman's breasts as a form of masturbation while straddling her (also known as titty fucking), the male throws up on her breasts while at the same time farting (with anal leakage occurring, but not necessary) on her abdomen. Ergo: Thunder (fart), Mountain (titty fuck), chowder (throwing up).
Upon a very drunken evening, my room mate perfomed a Thunder Mountain Chowder on an excessively irritating, yet equally unlucky female necessitating her taking a shower and him washing his bed linens several times.
by Tea-bagger October 27, 2004
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