National Do Your Chores Day

National Do Your Chores Day is on November 13th and is the day you have to do your chores.

Mike: yo did you know it’s National Do Your Chores Day?

Jim: Well I can’t beat off so I might as well do my chores.

by nignogdogmylog September 30, 2019

“Don’t let these whore get in front your chores”

Essentially don’t let these bitches get in front of your goals!

Let’s say you get led on by someone or a girl plays you. This saying is perfect for this situation! Then you say “Don’t let these whore get in front your chores”.

by Applestein August 25, 2020

chore juggling

When your (ch)ild is present, in another room or the car, you are engage in sexual activity with a wh(ore) and have to juggle the activities.

I have custody this weekend, but Saturday I plan to go chore juggling at my house.

by Thrawn18 January 10, 2015

Chores

a cute way to put "child labor"

Mom: go do your chores!
Son: Isn't that just forcing me to do labor?
Mom: ...

by *LoadsShotgun* May 11, 2021

chore

Newark slang meaning steal

You chored my ruler

by issateenthing August 13, 2018

adore chore

Something a lover must do for their partner to keep her happy with him.

Taking my husband to the Super Bowl is the ultimate adore chore. I won't enjoy it, but Peter will love it!

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

dilf chores

What a stay at home Dad does for your Mom after she gets home from a long day at the Nuclear-Brain-Cancer-Research-STEM-Field-Lab.

Daughter: Hey Dad, can we play fortnite?

DILF: Not now, kid. Gotta do my dilf chores for your Mom, she had another long day at the Nuclear-Brain-Cancer-Research-STEM-Field-Lab. We can play fortnite in 6 to 9 hours; If you make dinner.

Daughter: ur such a simp, Dad

DILF: *hits vape angrily* Thats it, no vaping for half an hour, bucko.

Daughter *BhGGTCYvUvYYvUGyFycUGfy%^%~?^<*.*%?^€??^#.'!!!!!!!*

by asschins12 July 20, 2023