chilax

Chillout + Relax. Mainly used while doing Text or SMS.

"Take it easy.. Chilax.."

by MJ October 29, 2004

claxton

random pub talk, useful for insulting and requesting services

"oi claxton get me a pint!"
or
"your a fucking claxton"
or
"if you dont shut your claxton i'll fuck you up"

by dyn0snore June 13, 2005

Clax

A Sudden or unexpected event, usually at one's misfortune.

Dylan had a clax when the model rocket engine suddenly shot exhaust into his face.

Jim had a clax when the gun unexpectedly fired onto his foot.

Misfortune event

by d_leet October 5, 2016

Chlamydia Test

If a male puts his finger into his ear and then inserts in her vagina and a sneeze occurs it is scientific fact that she is positive for chlamydia. Also known as the Chlamydia test according to the surgeon general.(1992)

I was fingering this chic on my couch and gave her the chlamydia test. She sneezed so I let her give me an hj and told her to go see the doctor.

by tasty gooch!!! May 22, 2010

Chlamydia

An infectious sexually transmitted disease that makes it burn when you pee.

Max has chlamydia. I think he's going to die

by Beepbeepimajeep_ July 30, 2018

bovinia with chlamydia

strongly resembling a bovine with a sexually transmitted disease. Has only 2 udders and walks upright.

"fuck off bovinia with chlamydia!"

by fluffy scrotum June 14, 2004

Chlamydia Kyle

Kyle is a dude who resides in Brampton, Ontario, but regularly travels to Guelph and Toronto. He's pretty facially attractive, but has some really shitty tattoos (including an Insane Clown Posse tattoo, which is just the worst). He has a pretty charming demeanor and is really good at getting chicks into bed with him, because he treats them like ladies outside of the bedroom. Plus he's good in bed so really, what are we complaining about? What we're complaining about is that he's a TOTAL WANKER. He has infected several females with chlamydia, when confronted about it by one of them was told 'no, I get tested regularly, it wasn't me' - it obviously was you, because the MATH says so. Forcing those girls to contact the people they'd been with after him and telling them to get tested (or even worse, hearing about it from one of those people telling you YOU have it, because you didn't have symptoms).

Plot twist, he also has a girlfriend he's been with for over a year, while fucking all these other girls in various cities. She had no idea. The girls had no idea. What a douche, right?

Women should just stay away from this guy on all counts.. and feel free to check out the memes on the generator since the page got removed from facebook (which he probably reported, but it was just a public service accouncement, really).

"Hey, did you hear that Kyle's coming to town this weekend?"

"Oh, you mean Chlamydia Kyle? I wonder who else he plans to infect this time."

by thatskarma March 30, 2013