When a sleeping man wakes up to a male gorilla straddling his chest, knees pinning the mans arms to the chest. The male ape begins stimulating it’s own genitalia attempting to establish dominance, which results in sadness. The ape then injects methamphetamine via syringe straight into the erect male genitalia, finally finding the sense of worthyness and purpose. The gorilla then fades into a slumber as the man is finally able to escape and flee.
Jim: Brooo, i had the wildest dream last night! I got cheffed in a hotel room!
James: We were at a hotel costume party Jim! That gorilla was a man in a costume. You definitely need a therapist.
James: We were at a hotel costume party Jim! That gorilla was a man in a costume. You definitely need a therapist.
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Get the chefiosity mug.Originating in one of the most revered kitchens of Australia, when a high performant Chef takes the largest of lines from the bag.
Also known as a huge line of Cocaine that often exceeds the diameter of the straw.
Also known as a huge line of Cocaine that often exceeds the diameter of the straw.
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The unique flair, attitude, or skill someone presents when expressing their culinary skills.
The unique flair, attitude, or skill someone presents when expressing their culinary skills.
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Hara Krishna is teaching me, possibly for 3 to 4 lifetimes.
i am saying for fancy vitchen who think they will never be caught and their ancestrael daiety The Bing Spanish Chiffon Lady.
will save them from simternal hell fire. avg lifetime in Hell 3.7. min 0, mode 96, median 3.7, max 57^98^75^45^319^2 lifetimes in hell for your leader in ixo-Grevi
Hara Krishna is teaching me, possibly for 3 to 4 lifetimes.
i am saying for fancy vitchen who think they will never be caught and their ancestrael daiety The Bing Spanish Chiffon Lady.
will save them from simternal hell fire. avg lifetime in Hell 3.7. min 0, mode 96, median 3.7, max 57^98^75^45^319^2 lifetimes in hell for your leader in ixo-Grevi
The old African man dressed in a tank shirt finally gave up on his neighbor afro-vitch, who hurt his kid, 'chiffon or chiffon outta here,' and that night she did, 'AwKing' he say, without disgrace.
by sinrlifemattrs November 25, 2025
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