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charging my cock

When a man is masturbating but stops before he cums to get horny for the ugly woman.
When that woman was about to have sex with me yesterday she had a hairy butt. It was a major turnoff so I told her to hold on and I went in the bathroom and I closed my eyes while charging my cock.
by Willcom September 5, 2009
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charmin balls

The little rolled up bits of toilet paper left on a girl or guys ass after wiping.
She's so hot I'd eat her charmin balls.

Man I went down on her and found all these charmin balls!
by orlandodentguy June 7, 2011
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chastiny

a beautiful lady with a great spiritual connection. she loves life and values good relationships. blessed and highly favored. She does not like to chastise others.
Chastiny is always looking out for other individuals for the good of our human race.
by debrenee February 2, 2017
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chanting

a sequence of words or syllables that are sung to the same note (monotone).
In the movie What's Love Got to do With it, Tina Turner (Angela Basset) chants.
by Red Dog August 27, 2005
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Chatinoia

The paranoid feeling that someone you are chatting with is doing something else, especially chatting with someone else, while you are chatting with them.
When she started loosing track of the conversation and taking too long to respond the chatinoia set in.

Maybe it's chatinoia but I think he was using another screenname to cyber with that chick he just met.

WTF is with the chatinoia! We chat for hours! Are you taking your meds?
by Gendznshmalts July 25, 2009
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Charming The Manaconda

The act of having sex with a male who has an abnormally large penis.
I hired a male stripper for my bachelorette party and ended up charming the manaconda.
by Roy Blanteep November 26, 2013
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Chargin The Phone

The Act Secretly Masturbating While Telling People You Need to Charge Your Phone,
This Comes from the uses of the 'Wank Band Product'
Girlfriend: "Where Did You Go?!?!?!?!?"
Guy: "Sorry I was Chargin The Phone
by TheBanterLamp August 14, 2016
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