Chanded (v) – to get really fucked up usually with a combination of marijuana, alcohol, and juul pods, and gravitate towards women much older than you who are likely of foreign origin. Getting Chanded correlates with increased likelihood of pregnancy and owing that girl half of your income for the rest of your life.
Or, to get fucked in the ass by The Donald.
Or, to get fucked in the ass by The Donald.
"dude I was so chanded last night that I can't remember whether I used a condom. Apparently I brought home a 33 year old girl from Brazil"
"yeah dude you totally acted like you were chanded during that meeting with our landlord the next morning he couldn't believe you were only 21."
"I was really tired and sore from working out so he must have thought I got Chanded in the white house last night"
"yeah dude you totally acted like you were chanded during that meeting with our landlord the next morning he couldn't believe you were only 21."
"I was really tired and sore from working out so he must have thought I got Chanded in the white house last night"
by novelty16 October 26, 2018
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"Can you believe that guy was hitting on me all night, left me a 5% tip and then still tried to ask me out?!?" "Haha...another 'no chance Lance'!"
by DKapp October 8, 2013
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To momentarily play below one's skill level (allowing the opposition a chance to catch up) before mercilessly delivering the crushing defeat.
Tom is giving Mike The Polish Chance by allowing him to score a few goals.
Tom is giving Mike The Polish Chance with the girl he is talking to, but will emerge from the night as the victor.
Tom is giving Mike The Polish Chance with the girl he is talking to, but will emerge from the night as the victor.
by TheRosterHasLanded November 12, 2011
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1.Somebody sets you up the bomb
2.It's Cats, and all your base are belongs to him
3. Cats advises that you make your time
And usually leads to:
4. The Captain declaring that you move all ZIG "for great justice"
5. The Captain assumes that "you know what you doing..."
And if you survive, you get congradulation.
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1.Somebody sets you up the bomb
2.It's Cats, and all your base are belongs to him
3. Cats advises that you make your time
And usually leads to:
4. The Captain declaring that you move all ZIG "for great justice"
5. The Captain assumes that "you know what you doing..."
And if you survive, you get congradulation.
See:
make your time, aybabtu
"You have no chance to survive make your time..."
by !d4n13113 March 26, 2004
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Get the Chanel College mug.Dude 1 : Man, who should I ask to go to prom with me?
Dude 2 : Obviously Chanele, or someone close to her, if you are lucky.
Dude 2 : Obviously Chanele, or someone close to her, if you are lucky.
by daqcaptain January 1, 2011
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