Christmas 

The birthdate of Jesus christ, our savior. We celebrate by giving presents to friends and loved ones. Good will and love is spread by all, and by the way, I am 100% american! Bite me croat. and.... croatians suck ass.

Jesus christ was born in a manger to the virgin mary.

Christmas by proudamerican January 15, 2005

christmas 

wat was first the celebration of our lord, Jesus Christ, it is now a celebration toward greed, stress, and disappointment. its not even a christian holiday anymore, seein as how its just an excuse for all religions to get ppl crap instead of celebratin their own holidays.

So basically, we're praisin Santa Claus ans money instead of Jesus Christ, which is not makin Jesus very happy that he did all that shit to save our sinning asses.

christmas by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 18, 2005

christmas 

1. A time when you are forced to spend time and money on people you hate (i.e. your family). People get drunk, fight, then go home and sleep, then wake up with bad hangovers.

2. A time where a perverted fat dude named Santa comes down the chimney and gives little five-year-old Jimmy the dirty magazines he always wanted.

"Christmas fucking sucks."

christmas by Kay January 18, 2004

christmas 

the time where you get with your hated part of the family and have long,long awkward moments

aunt:"how is.....fuck it
you:"this is just a normal christmas with...f-f-family

christmas by lXtheDarkestBladeXl December 20, 2014

Christmas 

A holiday that used to be about family and friends now became a cluster of marketing, commercialism, Untrue discounts, BS sales, and presents.
Um, what happened to the concept of christmas again?

Me: Merry christmas everybody, we might be together again
"Friend": Naw, i am gonna go and get that new deal thats 25-50 percent off!!
Me: Oh goodness

Christmas by A person who is just browsing March 15, 2016

Christmas 

some day where you get gifts and shit

I GOT AN iPHONE 8 FOR CHRISTMAS FAM LMFAO SHIT IS LIT

Christmas by Abattoirofficial April 4, 2016

Christmas 

The jolliest time of the year!

"Mom what am I getting for Christmas?". "Why should I tell you? and I'm getting you nothing because your still grounded".

Christmas by faze_buttcracks November 8, 2018