carnage

Pieces of dead animal ripped to pieces, could also be used in context with other serious shit

Did you see the carnage that was left of the side of the road?

by Ben G. April 5, 2003

carnage thriver

when someone (typically a borgen) cannot help him/herself to cause carnage

Guy 1- "OMG that guy is such a carnage thriver, he cant help kicking over drinks and stuff"
Guy 2- "yeh blud he just thrives off carnage, he's probably a borgen"

by Andy123R January 28, 2009

Carbage

All the junk that collects on the floor of your car over time.

The carbage in my car includes gum wrappers, empty water bottles, Baskin-Robbins ice cream cone wrappers.

by margescan July 29, 2012

Carnage that hoe

When a male is having sex with a female that is in menstruation and when he is about to hit climax ,he cums in his hand while mixing it with the female blood making a red liquid, He then proceeds to sling the red liquid into the females face like its a web. very similar to spiderman that hoe.

Saul: Man, last night I Spiderman that hoe.
Luis: Thats nothing, last time i did it with my girl, I Carnage that hoe.

by Kakashi Itachi April 2, 2019

coochi carnage

Phrase used to describe pain inflicted upon the female genitalia either by punching, kicking, kneeing, or by rough sexual intercourse. Made popular by the comedian Tosh Daniels.

Phil inflicted some serious coochi carnage upon Jen back in the day.

by Phil_moves May 6, 2010

Senor Cardgage (pronounced Snore Cardgage)

An older version of strong bad with a beer gut, a combover, a goatee, and a plastic grocery bag which could contain one of the following: Cold pizza, rotten vegtables, the shattered remains of his former life, or melty candy bars that he eats really noisily while standing to close to you in line.
He refers to men as women, and mumbles strange phrases. He runs a mortgage firm.

"Hi there Belindas"

"Hey, m'am, would you care for a slice of gum"

"Pardon me, m'am, could you help an old wintergreen gather his spectacles?"

by Spamaco Internationall October 10, 2006

carnage

A meal, with meat as a primary component.

Wanna go grab some carnage? I'm hankering for some vittles.

by jgn November 19, 2002