space captain

A song originally performed by Joe Cocker and covered by bands such as The Black Crows and Herbie Hancock.

OR

The sort of person who makes comments that are wildly off topic or who's behavior indicates that they are paying attention to life only about 1% of the time.

"I just watched the vid of the Black Crows playing 'Space Captain' live in SanFran in 2005 and it was wicked awesome!"

OR

Person 1: "Did you hear about how Julia caught the microwave on fire by microwaving her food in foil?"

Person 2: "Yeah, she's really space captain."

by Mr. Fosi September 23, 2010

captain clusterfuck

A person who is completely unable to do anything right or to make things work. If given any task he/she will fuck it up causing problems for everybody.

Mike: How will be in charge of the christmas office party this year?

Al: I will take the title of marster of the ceremony?
Mike: Al, the only title you can take is Captain Clusterfuck. You can not organize a trip to the bathroom, let alone a party. Everything given to you is doomed for failure.

by buck neckid ALM December 6, 2010

Captain Beefheart

Captain Beefheart (aka Don Van Vliet) and The Magic Band produced what is commonly regarded by critics and fans as one of rock's few truly original bodies of work. Combining elements of free jazz, blues and rock, they produced something distinctly different from anything which had ever been heard before, and heavily influenced a wide range of later musicians such as Tom Waits, PJ Harvey and John Lydon.

In the words of Frank Zappa, "Listen, be quiet and pay attention to this man's music, because if you don't, you might miss something important and we wouldn't want that to happen to you. You need all the friends you can get."

Quite simply the most original and greatest musician of the last 100 years.

You've never heard of Beefheart? You must be fucking lame.

by russxl February 1, 2005

Captain Charisma

Christian's nickname since he is one of the most charismatic wrestlers in the WWE today.

"I'm Captain Charisma and that's how I roll."-Christian

by Alex January 5, 2005

Captain Hammer

One of the key characters of the new (and might I add fucking awesome) musical, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. Captain Hammer (played by Nathan Fillion) is an incredibly strong and incredibly conceited superhero of the musical. He is also very well-liked by the public in the musical. (Unfortunately for him, 99.9% of watchers are rooting for the villian, Dr. Horrible.) Out of all the songs in the musical, Captain Hammer sings in "A Man's Gotta Do", "So they Say", and "Everyone's a Hero", but also appears in "My Eyes", "Brand New Day", and "Slipping". Captain Hammer eventually meets his defeat by Dr. Horrible when he feels pain and has to stop superhero-ing to go into therapy.

Captain Hammer:
"She's with the Hammer, and these *holds up fists* aren't the hammers."

*Walks away, then comes back.*

"The Hammer is my penis."

by CrazyMongoose129 June 5, 2009

Captivity of negativity

Being captivated by negativity. A form of depression in which you feel like crap and are falling down a never-ending gravitational spiral of negativity. Could also be used to threaten someone.

Used once by Theodore Bagwell (T-Bag) of Prison Break, and also once more by Gretchen of the same TV Series.

"I'm under the captivity of negativity"

"If you ever touch her you'll be under my captivity of negativity."

by Toxicfume December 18, 2008

Captchaphobia

Fear of online captcha devices, brought on by the anxiety of mistyping one or more of the characters.

Jordan's captchaphobia has prevented him from registering for gmail.

by Captain Captcha July 22, 2010