Moby Catfish

A monsterous catfish. People who fail vibe checks gets fed to him.

John: Where's Craig?
Simon: He faild a vibe check and got fed to Moby Catfish

by The moist pelican April 10, 2020

Angry Catfish

A sex position/act where you get catfished, but go along with it. Then pin the catfisher in a tub full of water while fucking them in the ass, and yell, "I've got a big one here!" It's best if you also have a beer and yell your fishing buddies name.

Thank god for the Angry Catfish. That one night stand would have been a bust without it!

by qTay June 11, 2020

Camera Catfish

Someone who looks better on camera than they do in real life.

That girl looks nothing like she does on camera, she's a camera catfish!

by BibsMafer January 21, 2022

Delayed catfish

You swipe right. This person looks pretty appealing. You eventually agree to meet in person and to your tickling delight, this person looks exactly how they did online! The conversation is engaging and she even enjoys star wars, hiking and gaming conventions!

2 months later when you've confessed your undying love, she stops exercising and starts demolishing a party sized packet of chips by herself while watching reality television.

She's comfortable.

She's established a nest.

She's showing her true colours.

She delayed catfished you.

"Mate everything was going well until a few months into the relationship. She's not into hiking at all and has really let herself go. I think this is who she really is!"

"Yeah bro, sounds like you got delayed catfished."

by Bombastic Steel January 17, 2023

Capfishing

- someone who’s on the internet acting like their about it or got it when in reality they don’t.

These niggas be capfishing.

by MartyBadass December 13, 2018

Catfish eyes

Eyes that are large and far apart.

I can't tell if she's looking at me or my ears. Shes got creepy, catfish eyes.

by Drum1guy June 6, 2017

Catfish

1. Someone who uses a false identity to pursue romance online

a. Multiple accounts

b. Differnt from in real life

2. Someone who pretends to be of the opposite sex

a. Also a form of 1.

Jeny: I don't know, he seems hot and so perfect for me
Clair: He is obviously a catfish, no one is perfect!

Denis: Wow, she looks amazing! And she is so attractive!
James: I wouldn't go for her, she is a catfish (male not female)

by Watch4yourself November 9, 2017