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camerafag

Those who pride themselves in owning the most expensive photography equipment and image editing software available yet are not professional photographers. Camerafags are typically far more knowledgeable regarding the latest digital camera bodies, lenses, lighting equipment, and processing techniques than their professional counterparts, however, photography provides little to no income for them. Camerafags typically do their “shoots” for free in an effort to “get their work out there,” share their techniques and shooting secrets on their blogs and forums, and pride themselves in “editing” and watermarking even the quickest of snapshots before posting to their favorite forum or distributing them to friends or family members. It isn’t uncommon for camerafags to have more expensive or sophisticated gear than their professional counterparts or even “beater” digital SLR cameras that they use when they don’t want to damage their more expensive equipment. A camerafag’s worth is measured by the size of his battery grip or the value of his lens collection. Camerafags are also often considered camera savants among their peers. Interestingly enough, not all camerafags are good photographers.
That guy is such a camerafag, he won't even let me see our photos from our trip to Disneyland until he "edits" them.

Look at the camerafag shooting his daughter's piano recital with his Nikon D3 and $2000 lens. All of the other dads brought their point-and-shoots.
by camerafag January 6, 2010
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Meet Me At Camera Three

Made popular by the Daily Show with Jon Stewart. When you have a one on one conversation with someone where you blatantly criticize their decisions or ethics.
"Lisa, you can't keep kicking puppies. Meet me at camera three."
by markismyfish January 31, 2007
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capcrash

the act of breaking one's dick off and shoving it up their anus. one alteration of the process can be shoving it in another person's anus and breaking that person's dick off and shoving it into the original person's anus.
Reign and Cannadian Cannibus went capcrashing the other day.
by T to the hizzle April 7, 2005
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slap the tip on the camera

basically its were a guy shows only the tip of his dick on camera.
„Yeah so on facetime with that girl last night, she asked if i could slap the tip on the camera. So i slapped my tip on the camera!!!“
by ballsackpussyporn May 7, 2022
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cameraderie

The phenomenon by which a group of people who hardly know each other will instantaneously smile, hug, and act like the best of friends whenever a camera is pointed in their direction. The effect is exacerbated with the addition of alcohol.
"Meh, I don't like that picture... it reeks of cameraderie."
by Nedders January 15, 2008
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camera whore

1) ugly girl that feels the need to sidestep her facial shortcomings by taking pictures of herself at weird angles and in deep shadows.

2)just a girl that prostitutes for the camera in general, taking hundreds of pictures
A: Wow! that girl on myspace is FINE!!!
B: Wait..watch out. She's a camera whore. Sure her body's ok..but someone could've run over her face.
A: O. Ok. Good looking out.
by spudist February 9, 2008
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Cameran

The perfect girl everyone wants and wants to keep there entire life
Cameran is so beautiful
by The annoying kid May 30, 2017
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