Calum

An Irish ginger hottie who loves cars and loves big tits mcfartface <33

Hot as shit though, can get any girl he wants

I want to take Calum out to the movies

by Bumalumalcohol November 20, 2023

Calum

Perfect

Calum, he’s perfect

by Melody Woodward December 12, 2020

Calum

Perfect

Calum, he is perfect

by Melody Woodward December 12, 2020

Calum

The name of a person who most of the time is an ass hole. Callum can be a nice person but you will likely find this is a facade

Snake

"Why is calum so mean?"
"Why are you surprised? his name is calum"

by Imanegg April 04, 2019

Calum

Calums are annoying and are a dumb species, usually found near the wild classes in the dangerous school, if you see a Calum, be sure to ask him the hardest math question to make him look dumb

Person 1: Calum what is 6x2
Calum: 69 billion

by PotatertotIsCool October 27, 2020

Calum

Calum. Calum is a simp and is attracted to girls called Sophie's with really blonde hair. He likes to call them highlighters cause he wants them up his arse hole.

Calum you simp

by Stephen price August 17, 2020

Calum

A bitch of a boy and likes the name Sally is annoying

Ugh he's annoying he's such a calum

by Ketamawn November 13, 2020