cali sober

someone who doesn't drink, but smokes weed

"Want a drag?"
"Sure, man."
"Wait, aren't you sober?"
"I'm Cali sober. No alcohol but all the weed I want."

by BruhMoment22 February 8, 2020

Cali Weed

Supposedly some of the "best" weed comes from Cali.

"And Cali weed be the brightest green, be the brightest green" -Dirty Heads, Neighborhood

by AK4LYFE January 5, 2007

cali

someone from california who remsembles michael jackson and likes to sprinkle laundry detergent on the ground

anon: fucking american
cali: ohhhh, im so mad that i'm going to steal your laundry detergent and sprinkle it all over the ground

by Diamond Cutter Club Vice Prez January 19, 2005

Cali

The lamest hoe.

"Stop being such a Cali."

by SinFaggot132 November 28, 2016

cali

"Cali" was the shortned abbreviation for California which young Chicano aka Mexican-American Pachucos used as apart of their slang known as "Calo".

Chuco #1: Where's that vato from?

Chuco #2: I dont know, but he doesnt look like he's from Cali.

by rob-g April 20, 2007

cali-faker

People who basically act like and say they're from California, but their not. They tend to wear clothing like Hollister. Basically it's people whose insecure about their native state.

Californian-So dude, where are you from?
Cali-Faker-I'm from Cali bra, ya these hollister clothing are awesome!!
Californian-Dude, shut the fuck up.

by Tommeee April 24, 2008

cali

a very attractive girl from California

Damn! Check out that Cali! She is Fiiine!

by sudsy June 6, 2005