Condom Convo

Conversation you have to understand if you’re exclusive or not.

Gaia: you look pretty pale girl, are you ok?
Caro: no! we just had the condom convo

by Beacarogaia March 7, 2021

sober convo

A conversation that is so weird or random that you seem drunk even though you’re sober.

Those guys are having a sober convo.

by TrippyTrash August 23, 2022

Concovidulations

Diplomatic language used between country leaders as an expression of celebration for reaching the 100K mark

Bolsonaro: Concovidulations Mr. President !

Trump: I thank the American people ..... (blah blah blah)

by clavecin1716(2) May 26, 2020

Keyboard Condom

A silicone protector that prevents crumbs from getting into the keyboard. Normally it is removable and washable.

dude your Keyboard Condom is getting pretty dirty, maybe you should clean it.

by Always uses a keyboard December 20, 2012

COVID CONDOM

A used face mask that is discarded in the middle of a parking lot or other public place

I stepped out of my car and found a covid condom laying in the parking lot

by Senor Dank Nugs January 20, 2021

Screen condom

People who keep a plastic screen sheath on their smartphone for protection despite the fact that it reduces the quality of their visual pleasure.

I can't understand people who use screen condoms, they never get to fully enjoy their screens. Even without protection, by the time the glass would be so unclear you'd most likely would be getting a new phone anyway...

by flockit March 6, 2015

convolk

Really good russian emo rapper on soundcloud with 500k followers.

Friend 1: What's your favorite song from Convolk?
Friend 2: All of them nigga

by Hemsey April 18, 2019