The second-phase incarnation of the basic bitch. These are painfully average chicks who just happen to have suspiciously nice hair. Typically holding degrees from random midwestern schools, in shit that doesn't really matter. Their chromatic equivalent would be beige. They're really into Ann Taylor LOFT sweaters, Pinterest, and weddings. You end up marrying them because your parents approve, and there's no good reason not to. Often targeting men of higher economic class, they are essentially the most insidious form of gold digger. Rarely do they have anything nice to say; they are usually inordinately snotty. They'll almost never give blowjobs, and will drag you to couples counseling after discovering your Brazzers account, citing "emotional infidelity."
Jessica is totally a typical Connecticut blonde. She found out Adam got a lap dance at his bachelor party 4 years ago, now she's making him sleep on the couch, and staged an intervention with his mom and sisters to address his "issues." Is she for real?
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Dude 1: yooo have you heard conan’s new album it made me cry so much.
Dude 2: yeah it’s the first time I’ve cried in so long
Dude 3: you guys talking about Conan Gray?
Dude 2: yeah did you like the new album?
Dude 3: it’s so cool it made me and my girlfriend cry a LOT
Dude 2: yeah it’s the first time I’ve cried in so long
Dude 3: you guys talking about Conan Gray?
Dude 2: yeah did you like the new album?
Dude 3: it’s so cool it made me and my girlfriend cry a LOT
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Connell is someone who is very friendly, inclusive and outgoing. He’s a hard worker and once he puts his mind to it, he can and will do anything. Hes a bit of a nerd but girls dig it. He’s a mamas boy and would be a great dad (or daddy 😏). He struggles with being happy though because he Normally takes on the stress of others. But overall an amazing guy who you should consider yourself lucky if you are friends, or more!!
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The protagonist of the series Detective Conan, also known as Case Closed, 16 Year Old Kudo Shinichi, witnessed a shady deal and was attacked from the back, and given an experimental drug, which was supposed to kill young Kudo, but instead, shrunk him down to the age of 6, the name "Edogawa Conan" is his new identity to hide that Shinichi Kudo is alive.
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