Connecticut is an area in the Northeast region of the United States. It is south of Massachusetts, east of Rhode Island, and west of New York. It is about half the size of Massachusetts.
Connecticut is a massive set of highways between New York City and Boston. The whole region is essentially a supersized ghetto, but avoid entering the area even if you are driving, and do not stop for ANYTHING unless absolutely necessary. The north isn't terrible, but it's still best to stay away, but the south is scarier than the Carribean sometimes. In southern Connecticut (particularly the cities Bridgeport and New Haven), expect to be met with pickpocketers, guns, shoplifters, and occasionally arsonists left and right. Things get especially bad in the summer when New Jersey residents come to visit, which doesn't need an explanation.
As previously stated the north isn't nearly as awful, but you aren't safe from an excessive number of rednecks, bimbos, and Karens. The pickpocketers still exist.
Connecticut is a massive set of highways between New York City and Boston. The whole region is essentially a supersized ghetto, but avoid entering the area even if you are driving, and do not stop for ANYTHING unless absolutely necessary. The north isn't terrible, but it's still best to stay away, but the south is scarier than the Carribean sometimes. In southern Connecticut (particularly the cities Bridgeport and New Haven), expect to be met with pickpocketers, guns, shoplifters, and occasionally arsonists left and right. Things get especially bad in the summer when New Jersey residents come to visit, which doesn't need an explanation.
As previously stated the north isn't nearly as awful, but you aren't safe from an excessive number of rednecks, bimbos, and Karens. The pickpocketers still exist.
Miles: Why Springfield? Just go down to Connecticut, it's so much faster.
Connor: Hell no, I'm not finna get this car lit on fire when we drive through Bridgeport.
Connor: Hell no, I'm not finna get this car lit on fire when we drive through Bridgeport.
by maja08 February 5, 2023
Get the Connecticut mug.A psych hospital that has been around since the mid 1800's. Use to have thousands of lunatics, maniacs, sociopaths and generally batshit crazy people but in the last few decades has greatly down sized and many of the buildings are empty or being torn down. The ones left are creepy as hell and legend has it there are chains on the walls and all kinds of spooky shit in the basements. Colloquially known as the "Nut House', "Bug House" or "Loony Land", the patients left are mostly junkies, sexual perverts and anti social assholes. Nobody knows what happened to all the lunatics and maniacs.
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Get the Connecticut Valley Hospital mug.Assumingly something or an event that happened in Connecticut or was about Connecticut that was covered up(hidden, unheard of) thus why no one has heard of it.
Andy : Ever heard of a Connecticut cover up?
Jim : No?
Andy: Know why?
Jim: ... No.
Andy: Covered it up.
Jim : No?
Andy: Know why?
Jim: ... No.
Andy: Covered it up.
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Get the Connecticut cover up mug.The type of attire one would wear to a garden party*. Such garments include button down shirts, polo shirts, sweater vests, bow ties, khakis, etc.
Synonym: Preppy
Origin: Derived from "Connecticut" latin for "land of the rich and waspy" and "casual" meaning "relaxed and comfortable apparel". The term was coined by Andy Bernard, Regional Manager of the Dunder Mifflin/Sabre Company.
*Garden Party: A dignified picnic or barbecue but better. It's quieter and there are rules.
Synonym: Preppy
Origin: Derived from "Connecticut" latin for "land of the rich and waspy" and "casual" meaning "relaxed and comfortable apparel". The term was coined by Andy Bernard, Regional Manager of the Dunder Mifflin/Sabre Company.
*Garden Party: A dignified picnic or barbecue but better. It's quieter and there are rules.
What's the dress code for this Garden Party?
I'm glad you asked, Connecticut Casual.
Any chance Connecticut Casual is Pennsylvania Business?
I'm glad you asked, Connecticut Casual.
Any chance Connecticut Casual is Pennsylvania Business?
by TheOffice2011 October 17, 2011
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Get the Connecticut Gas Job mug.Girl: Where do you go to school?
Boy: Connecticut College.
Girl: Oh Uconn! I love the Huskies!
Boy: No, not fucking Uconn. Connecticut College.
Girl: Oh, a community college?
Boy: No, its a small liberal arts college, its actually a decent school.
Girl: Oh ok.
Boy: (Stabs himself in the eye)
Boy: Connecticut College.
Girl: Oh Uconn! I love the Huskies!
Boy: No, not fucking Uconn. Connecticut College.
Girl: Oh, a community college?
Boy: No, its a small liberal arts college, its actually a decent school.
Girl: Oh ok.
Boy: (Stabs himself in the eye)
by Phantom Specter May 30, 2006
Get the Connecticut College mug.When a person is falsely accused of a wrongdoing so they harshly beat the accuser with a sock filled with frozen butter and then proceed to ass rape the beaten persons wife or husband.
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