National Kick a Confederate Day

December 15th
You can go kick a traitor in the place it hurts

Bill: Yo it's National Kick a Confederate Day!!
Issac: Let's go bro!!

by Shiny the borgor December 15, 2023

Confederate Trash

noun: A person or people who believe in or willingly uphold a Patriarchal focused society, propagating discriminatory principles which have repeatedly been debunked including white supremacy, misogyny, eugenics, bigotry, etc.

Despite what it’s name may suggest, Confederate Trash is representative of an entire problematic narrative instead of a region- so anyone may be considered Confederate Trash anywhere they need to be identified as such! This term can be globally recognized for describing a nuisance brought upon by extremism.

Boy: “Women need to shut their legs if they don’t want problems!”

Girl: “okay Confederate Trash”

by ThePageMaister June 28, 2022

Confederate Hell Raiser

A white trash hill billy who more than likely lives in a trailer court.

I'm a proud confederate hell raiser

by LadyT_ November 22, 2014

Confederation

A meeting which consists of a number of parties or groups united in an alliance or league.

John A Macdonald was apart of the the Canadian confederation

by soupyumyum October 7, 2022

Articles of Confederation

The "Prototype" United States Constitution. They were made because America wanted to be the polar opposite of England. They soon realized that was a horrible idea.

The Articles of Confederation made the federal government so neutered and inconsequential that they may as well not have existed. They could not tax, enforce laws (there was no president until 1789), or really do much of anything. The "United States" was more like "The Thirteen Very, Very Divided Independent Countries." England passed the popcorn as America floundered like a fish out of water, before an event known as "Shays' Rebellion" gave everyone a massive reality check.

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 17, 2022

Confederate Canuck Complex (CCC)

A condition where you act American, think Western, vote Conservative, feel betrayed by Ottawa… and then whisper, “But I’m a real Canadian” while polishing your rifle next to a maple leaf flag and a framed copy of the Charter.

"He’s got a lifted truck, a ‘Don’t Tread on Me’ bumper sticker, won’t shut up about Wexit, but still cries over Tim Hortons commercials — textbook Confederate Canuck Complex (CCC)."

by tin dysprosium May 16, 2025

Confederate Burp

A confederate burp is like a normal burp but if comes out of your asshole.

After Ted ate those pinto beans he let out one nasty confederate burp!

by Dr. TacoD PHD December 2, 2017