Confederate Facial

A Confederate Facial is when one of two events occur.

1. When you nut in a girl's eye and spit tobacco juice in the other.

2. When you finish off, punch a girl in the face to where she starts seeing stars and put your arms over her face in an X position.

The South can only rise again if you give her the ol' Confederate Facial!

by DriftinLuke February 4, 2019

Confederate Sub

When three or more men line up on a couch and jerk each other off my moving the next man’s arm. A horizontal double Dutch rudder.

It wasn’t gay that we all jerked off on the couch, we never touched each other’s dicks it was a classic confederate sub.

by Southern Boy 56 August 11, 2022

Confederate Hell Raiser

A white trash hill billy who more than likely lives in a trailer court.

I'm a proud confederate hell raiser

by LadyT_ November 22, 2014

Confederation

A meeting which consists of a number of parties or groups united in an alliance or league.

John A Macdonald was apart of the the Canadian confederation

by soupyumyum October 7, 2022

Articles of Confederation

The "Prototype" United States Constitution. They were made because America wanted to be the polar opposite of England. They soon realized that was a horrible idea.

The Articles of Confederation made the federal government so neutered and inconsequential that they may as well not have existed. They could not tax, enforce laws (there was no president until 1789), or really do much of anything. The "United States" was more like "The Thirteen Very, Very Divided Independent Countries." England passed the popcorn as America floundered like a fish out of water, before an event known as "Shays' Rebellion" gave everyone a massive reality check.

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 17, 2022

Confederate Canuck Complex (CCC)

A condition where you act American, think Western, vote Conservative, feel betrayed by Ottawa… and then whisper, “But I’m a real Canadian” while polishing your rifle next to a maple leaf flag and a framed copy of the Charter.

"He’s got a lifted truck, a ‘Don’t Tread on Me’ bumper sticker, won’t shut up about Wexit, but still cries over Tim Hortons commercials — textbook Confederate Canuck Complex (CCC)."

by tin dysprosium May 16, 2025

Confederate Burp

A confederate burp is like a normal burp but if comes out of your asshole.

After Ted ate those pinto beans he let out one nasty confederate burp!

by Dr. TacoD PHD December 2, 2017