by Fozzy525` December 20, 2008
a person who is the lowest of the low, the scum of the earth, who cannot do anything right. Everybody hates them.
by scary hairy mary May 29, 2009
carolines nastyass vaginal part, located at the beginning flap
**WARNING**: THE CLIT MAY SQUIRT ON OCCASSION
According to louis delashmet, the clit is slightly pink, flabby at all times, and NOT hairy;)
**WARNING**: THE CLIT MAY SQUIRT ON OCCASSION
According to louis delashmet, the clit is slightly pink, flabby at all times, and NOT hairy;)
by Louis Delashmet April 29, 2011
A pun on "wishful thinking," it's when a woman lets her own sexual interest in someone strongly color her judgement regarding the person's reciprocal interest in her. It makes her interpret every gesture from her object of interest as a come on, even when it clearly isn't. This is known as dickful thinking if it's a man.
Her: "So my one night stand from 3 weeks ago hasn't called me, even though I gave him my number and my email. He didn't give me his real name or contact info, but he mentioned he was a professor, so I looked through the online faculty profiles of every university in 100 miles, and found his picture. I think he'd like to see me again but just lost my contact info. Should I email him at the work address I found on the faculty website, or just show up and surprise him after one of his classes? I think he'd like being surprised like that."
Friend: "No he wouldn't. That's a bunch of clitful thinking there - let it go."
Her: "Suzy hugged me last week, so she's definitely into me. Her husband isn't at the party, so I think I should try and make out with her."
Friend: "That's clitful thinking. She's not hitting on you."
Friend: "No he wouldn't. That's a bunch of clitful thinking there - let it go."
Her: "Suzy hugged me last week, so she's definitely into me. Her husband isn't at the party, so I think I should try and make out with her."
Friend: "That's clitful thinking. She's not hitting on you."
by Mai Ainsel February 05, 2020
Clit closet, a mental collection of images for women to masterbate too. The female version of the spank bank.
by Barry DeBeers January 11, 2014
Jeana ahhhhhh you’re fucking my clit so good!!!
Me Yeah it helps that my dick is so big that Goodyear has to make my condoms.
Jeana oh don’t stop my clit has never felt so good!
Me Yeah it helps that my dick is so big that Goodyear has to make my condoms.
Jeana oh don’t stop my clit has never felt so good!
by Biden is a dick March 28, 2021