41 definitions by Biden is a dick

Craigslist

A place where people flip cars, and freaks try to sell you there shit. I am not shitting you! I have seen free joints, condoms of various makes for sale, used Playboys, people slandering other people in the for sale section, guys trying to spice up their used Nissans by having their fat middle-aged wife sit on the hood, a guy trying to convince you to make a living based on picking up discarded slot machine cards, and last but not least; I’ve seen countless ads for used hippie vans. While that may not be disturbing, it is certainly disturbing that these vans usually have shag carpeting, psychedelic paints schemes, and the vans tend to be named, “Felisha”.

Craigslist is trash…

by Biden is a dick December 28, 2022

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Masturbation

What 100% of men do and can’t go more than two days without doing it.
What 50% of women do while the other 50 never even has the desire to do...

Masturbation is the polite way of saying that you fucked yourself.

by Biden is a dick April 22, 2021

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foreplay

The definition that you absolutely do NOT want to read while eating dinner and wearing sweat pants...

Reading foreplay definitions will give you a boner.

by Biden is a dick April 20, 2021

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Whatchamafuckit

The funnier version of whatchamacallit. Often used by aging steel-workers who can’t remember where they left their bull-prick…

Hey motherfucker, hand me that whatchamafuckit right the fuck now!

by Biden is a dick January 12, 2023

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username downvoting

When someone down votes a post, comment, or definition (in the case of Urban Dictionary) regardless of the post and judging only by that person’s username.

Look at my username. Doesn’t it make you want to try username downvoting?

by Biden is a dick April 3, 2021

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