Biden is a dick's definitions

Fuck Cake

A term used to describe basically anything that you want it to. It can be an insult as well.

Def1: Go get me the, the thing, you know, the uhhh, fuck cake.
Def2: You son of bitch stole my car! I’m gonna get you, you piece of fuck cake!!

by Biden is a dick April 6, 2021

Trumping

Winning in life and not giving a fuck about what others think.

Donald Trump ...and I said to Iran, “Don’t fuck with us!” Trumping!

by Biden is a dick April 1, 2021

Tart

1 A toasted treat with a jam filled interior.
2 A hot young woman who is slutty.

The former definition of tart you want eat, the latter, you want to eat out! He he ha ha!

by Biden is a dick December 23, 2021

Whatchamafuckit

The funnier version of whatchamacallit. Often used by aging steel-workers who can’t remember where they left their bull-prick…

Hey motherfucker, hand me that whatchamafuckit right the fuck now!

by Biden is a dick January 11, 2023

Brooke Baldwin

A poem.
Brooke Baldwin is so hot
That I wish to lick her twat
Oh it’s juicy flavor
Is a taste that I thoroughly savor
With each lick comes hints of peach
That cause my wiener to leach

Oh and how she sucks me off
Is only marred by when she has to cough

When she talks about the news she has a look so dumb
But it only makes me want to cum
Her tits so thick
Provide amusement for my dick
Her ass is truly a bubble
But fucking it gets me in trouble
Brooke Baldwin is so hot
That nothing can turn me off, not even her yellow snot.

I wrote this at halftime of the Creighton Zaga game so sorry for mistakes!!! Brooke Baldwin is hot and I am bored...

by Biden is a dick March 28, 2021

Penis

A 🍆 or a 🍌 depending if you are circumcised or not. Also, If you are reading this definition, you are either a sexual deviant (pervert) or an absolute retard.

As I am writing the definition of penis, I don’t fall into either previous category!

by Biden is a dick January 6, 2023

PETA

A group with a fake narrative. Basically terrorists who use puppies and kittens and kittens as pawns in their attempts to gain power. You bastards will never tell me what to do!

PETA retards can be easily insulted when you tell them that PETA means “people eating tasty animals🤣”!

by Biden is a dick December 23, 2021