A cool-ish school in Northern California with a beautiful campus, nice facilities, and an acceptable quantity and quality of textbooks, but with sporadic shitty faculty. Your grades don't reflect your knowledge, they reflect how much a teacher likes you. You won't learn anything. Waste your time at a great place for spending time in a neat place where you can do personal study, and where the only people who have half a monkey's clue what they're doing here are the students, who tend to be friendly and polite for the most part. Parties are lamer than cheesy high school parties, but the crowd tends to be nice. Enjoy your otherwise comfortable and sanitary stay and the beautiful scenery. Plus side? Nice bars in town, and the Sierra Nevada brewery, and nice restaurants. And keep it hillbilly. :)
Douched #1: Yo dude, I got an F in this class at California State University, Chico, even though I did all the work and answered everything right, and handed it all in time! And I went to all the classes, because if you're absent more than the allowed time, you fail, because they take fucking roll like it's goddam pre-school!
Douched #2: That's because you didn't pleasure your Nazi teacher in a Satanist way and lucked out by not getting one of the cool ones. Don't bother petitioning, monkeys will not help you. Only the books in the library and bookstore can make your time here educationally worthwhile if your teacher is a Nazi.
Douched #2: That's because you didn't pleasure your Nazi teacher in a Satanist way and lucked out by not getting one of the cool ones. Don't bother petitioning, monkeys will not help you. Only the books in the library and bookstore can make your time here educationally worthwhile if your teacher is a Nazi.
by TheRealTonyJaa November 12, 2011
Get the California State University, Chicomug. After consuming mass quantities of beer, and nearing the pass-out stage, proceed to defecate in your shorts. Shake the solid turd out of your pant leg, leaving a trail of brown down your leg. It must be a solid turd to qualify for this definition.
"Boy that Charlie left one hell of a Chico State Rattle Snake last night", "I don't know whether to call Animal Control, or Waste Management!"
by Anthony1961 September 2, 2007
Get the Chico State Rattle Snake mug. A V-Neck loving, irrefutably strange sociopath. Can't resist the urge to stick his dick in everything that moves, and stick everything that moves inside of his anus. He's never clean shaven and is proud to claim Chris Hansen as his counterpart. If you ever see a Chico in a dark alley, ask him a question. If he answers quickly, talk to him and you might make it out alive. If he pauses before answering, RUN, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!
by A pear of apples October 7, 2017
Get the Chicomug. ; Describing a character in a story who dies, but returs miraculously with no explanation.
Often to the detriment of the story.
Named after The character Chico from 7th Heaven (1928)
Often to the detriment of the story.
Named after The character Chico from 7th Heaven (1928)
by Shakespeare-but-on-a-Budget April 5, 2022
Get the Chicomug. A group of friends that is fo sure better than a damn baser we are upper classmen and we look for upper class women and we pull with out trying while others struggle(baser gang)and only go for low standard hoes cuz thats all they can get
Chico gang:....we better than you.
Baser :....yeah right
Chico gang :hell yeah we got better girls and all lmk know when you wanna stop beimg a lame baser😂
Baser:......
Baser :....yeah right
Chico gang :hell yeah we got better girls and all lmk know when you wanna stop beimg a lame baser😂
Baser:......
by Chico gang👌 April 13, 2018
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Get the Chicomug. by UHLEESUH y CHOLITA July 15, 2009
Get the chico de casamug.