When you're making love to a woman in the missionary position, but have to finish quickly, therefore you push her legs over her shoulders and keep them straight with your upper body, whilst continuing along with the sexual penetration in a frantic and rapid motion, much like a jackhammer hitting concrete.
"Bro, was at this chicky babe's house last night but had to meet up with the boys in 10 mins, so gave her the Calabrese Jackhammer and got out of there quick "
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“What’s that?”
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“Yeah, I heard the even serve up Parker county Calamari!”
“What’s that?”
“Next time there is a bris ask them.”
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Get the parker county calamari mug.literal translation of the spanish verb "calar", which means many things, among them "to do" (both things in general and people, as in sex) and "to use" (particularly when it comes to a procedure or method). it should be noted that "calate" when used in a sexual context can be about as ambiguous as "hook up", in that it can mean "make out with," "have sex with", or most any sexual activity in between.
"calate" can be both transitive and intransitive, and is never followed by a preposition. past tense: "calated".
"calate" can be both transitive and intransitive, and is never followed by a preposition. past tense: "calated".
i want to calate that fine-ass bitch.
i'm gonna calate l'hopital's method to solve this fucking limit.
i reckon we should calate a movie.
let's calate some E.
let's calate. now. in public.
i'm gonna calate l'hopital's method to solve this fucking limit.
i reckon we should calate a movie.
let's calate some E.
let's calate. now. in public.
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