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butternut

a man or woman you find sexually attractive, ie or hot
"Man, that guy's a total butternut!" - Steph
"You're my butternut!" - Tricia
by College Butternut September 21, 2011
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Buttercup

The act of crushing a plastic and/or polystyrene cup on the head of a chum whilst they are unaware, shouting "BUTTERCUP" at the same time.

This tradition originates from the medieval era, when wealthy noblemen would smash butter-filled wooden mugs over their subordinates' heads before having them brutally executed. The reason for this practice are unknown, yet it is believed that it derives from the old legend of 'Stephen Buttermire', a cow who had been gifted with the ability to produce pure butter as opposed to milk. Peasants used to collect his seed in clay cups for the winter, and his village of Dairy-on-Sea became famous across the land because of Stephen's gift (a statue of Stephen still remains in what still stands of the medieval town).

The original Old English phrase was "Cuppeth Thy Butter", which loosely translates as buttercup in modern language. Throughout the ages, this juvenile game has remained a global phenomenon, sprouting several festivals across the world, including the 'Buttero Cuppo Del Grande' during the Spanish summer, and 'Le Fete de Coup Beurre' in Paris every seventh year.
Jimmy sat quietly at the table, sipping his soup daintily.

"BUTTERCUP!"

Henry smashed the cup full-force over Jimmy's head, causing his head to fall unconciously in his boiling broccoli soup.
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cinnamon buttercup

A cooked buttercup squash flavoured with brown sugar and cinnamon
Once upon a summer's day, a little world came outa play in a cinnamon buttercup.
by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
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Old Fashioned Butternut Squash

When your partner butters up your ballsack with KY warming gel then vigorously gives you an old fashioned (hand job) with one hand while feverishly squeezing and yanking your balls with the other.
Rachel gave me the old fashioned butternut squash last night. I thought she was going to yank my nuts off there for a moment.

I’m sore as hell from the old fashioned butternut squash my step mom gave me yesterday after dad left for work. I need to keep the bathroom door locked.
by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2018
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butternut

the "safe word"
From Victorious tv show.

"alright remember the safe word..is butternut.."
by AppleJack July 17, 2012
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Buttercunt

When you spread your cum all over the face of the vagina with the tip of your penis.
Hey Tom I gave your girlfriend a Buttercunt the other day.
by Clout Daniels May 13, 2009
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butterchubbs

A short, pudgy person. the term is used to crush that fat fu*k's ego by validly pointing out that she has dehumanized herself by her relentless consumption.
{looking sternly at the BBQ sauce smeared face of your lazy ass wife} "Easy there butterchubbs! Why don't you take it easy on those pulled pork sandwiches! Why don't you get off your huge dumper and get a job!" "Why the fu*k did I knock you up?!#$%"
by dirTsamoan July 1, 2003
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