Busted Out Butthole Syndrome

(n.) Abbreviated B.O.B.S., is a prolapsed rectum, usually associated with to many objects being inserted into one's rectum or entirely too much anal sex, resulting in a weakening of the sphincter muscles and the last few inches of the sygmoid colon hanging out of the afflicted's anus. A very unfortunate condition, indeed.

I had the unfortunate misfortune to shower with Randy at the gym. I couldn't believe he has Busted Out Butthole Syndrome. I swore it was a tail at first, but, much to my horror, it was the last six inches of his colon. Disgusting!

by Blenderhead1991 June 10, 2009

buttholish

of, relating to, resembling, or the acting thereof, of a butthole

Dude, Richie is being soooo buttholish

by KurDt February 17, 2005

butthole adventure

when you have had sex with someones butthole

I did scott setzer's mom. It was a real butthole adventure.

by mc greatest November 3, 2009

Bubshot

A picture taken with your boyfriend. It is not a vaccination for a baby and it is not a porno thing.

"OMG CHECK OUT OUR BUBSHOTS!"

"The word "bubshot"" makes me sick.

"I keep typing "bubshit" instead of "bubshot"

"My 15 year old cousin told me to look at her "bubshots" and I was really confused"

"Bubshot is a horrible word but now we all say it"

"I like it when my friends #bubshot on instagram because it makes me feel happy inside"

by benzinkristen November 4, 2012

Buttshoes

Shoes for your butt. Come in all different styles and sizes. They are capable of being strapped on around the waist with the soles facing the location at which the person will sit. Buttshoes are a brand new innovation that will someday be the latest fashion craze.

Joe: Hey dude, what are you doing?

Connor: Just strapping on my buttshoes so I'll be ready for to watch the game tonight.

Joe: Are you gonna sit on your girlfriend's face with them later?

Connor: You know it!

by SHADYSTARMEL16 December 14, 2013

Buttholefie

when you take a picture of your own butt hole

Nate sent me a buttholefie, now I have trouble looking him in the face.

by bert530 April 6, 2016

butthole Popsicle

A butthole popsicle is made when you put an ice cube halfway up your rectum and wait until it melts into a round shape from the heat of your anus, then you can eat it or give it to your significant other.

My boyfriend wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so he made me a butthole popsicle

by zonedefbro May 30, 2016