boredalistic

1. to be bored
2. another, more interesting word for bored.
3. made by krishna b. patel =D

im boredalistic...unborify me

by krishna February 28, 2005

Bureautocracy

A bureaucracy that functions as though the individual bureaus and bureaucrats are making authoritative decisions independently of all the other bureaus and bureaucrats.

Generally used among college students to describe the situation of having to resolve a problem (billing, financial aid, holds, transfers of credits, etc) independently at each level of administration rather than just once at the originating department.

Johnny paid his library fines and the librarian removed the registration-hold from his account, but because of the bureautocracy he had to show the receipt to registration, accounts receivable, and the bursar before he could actually register for classes.

by Johnny Lexiconic November 6, 2008

Adjustment Bureau

They monitor the entire universe and make sure everyones lives go according to a predetermined plan. When someone does something that was not predetermined they warn them of the dangers and try to convince them to not go off the predetermined life, for unforseen consequences will unravel if they do.

The Adjustment Bureau control everything but I will not let them control my life. I will fight for my free will!

by CLGFBI July 19, 2010

Boy Scout Bureaucracy

A heirarchy within an organisation which serves only to reward members by awarding token power, perks or responsibility based on attributes such as age or long service, rather than competency.

Although its name is derived from the award of rank within the Boy Scouts, the Boy Scout Bureaucracy is prevalent in many (usually amateur) groups and organisations, such as church groups, the WI, or any other situation which requires a committee or old age pensioners.

The tough kids always sit at the back of the bus due to the operation of a boy scout bureaucracy.

"Why do I have to clean out the fryers?"
"Because I said so, and I've got 3 stars on my badge and you've only got 2."

The new landlord of the pub wanted to install a jukebox, but the locals wouldn't allow it.

How come that kid always choses the music in the common room?
Dunno, he just does. Boy scout bureauocracy I guess.

"You can't sit there, that's Old Bert's seat."
"I can't see his name on it"
"Move or there'll be troube - he always sits there."

by DoMe32 March 4, 2010

Burda

1. To fake a sick day at work to avoid a deadline.
2. To leave a party early without excuse or telling anyone.
3. To pike

I'm thinking of pulling a Burda to get out of tomorrow's meeting.
Dude, you totally pulled a Burda on Friday.

by Sir Mountable February 28, 2008

burdago

Used to scare rabbits in healey dell nature reserve, evolved into something you just shout at mates.

You hear a rabbit scutling in the bushes you shout BURDAGO and they run,
shout it to mates and they no who it is

by Dik-ed April 15, 2007

bureaphobic

fear of government officalsbureaucrats
general fear of government

I couldn't attend the fund raiser for Senator Clinton because I'm 'bureaphobic'

by newfy777 February 2, 2009