Bumper - Brite 

Bumper - Brite is an anal skin-whitening cream that some guys use to brighten-up their asshole so it looks like my pink, tight, cute, rimmable cherry-hole.

Some of the other cadets use Bumper - Brite to whiten their boy-hole so they have a fuck-chute opening like mine!

Bumper - Brite by USAF Cadet February 10, 2021

bumper sticker fishing 

to search nonstop for pointless bumper stickers to send your friend.

"Last night, i was bumper sticker fishing for 2 hours straight"

bumper sticker fishing by rocka g February 28, 2009

bumper sticker rape 

When your friend sends you an outrageous amount of bumper stickers on facebook

Dude, why did you bumper sticker rape me? I don't want 200 stickers on my wall

bumper sticker rape by Stankylegg March 30, 2009

bumper-bump 

When a person is going so slow the only thing you can do to resolve it is tap their bumper with yours a bit.

That fucker is going so slow

Give him a bumper-bump

Good idea *tap*

Hey! He started moving.

bumper-bump by Donkey Kong dige November 29, 2013

Bumper Party 

A social event spontaneously held around or within one or more vehicles which involves the consumption of alcoholic beverages. Bumper parties can be held in parking lots, wooded areas, or public areas. Not to be confused with a tailgate party, a bumper party is more exclusive and often held in secret.

Bumper parties originated in Canada during winter season to escape the cold. Bumper parties can have open doors and trunks but do not exclusively require them like a tailgate party.

Person 1: "Wow what a long day at work, I want to grab a drink"

Person 2 "I have some wine in a can, want to have a bumper party in my car after work?"

Bumper Party by ImRobertISwear November 15, 2019

bumper duster

Doing that good cocaine off a strippers ass

It was the most wonderful time of the year when I was the bumper duster to 7 strippers in one night

bumper duster by TheDangerZoneMT June 9, 2017

Bumper Boobs 

A novelty item that is attached to a vehicle's trailer hitch.

Cindy: "I just got some Bumper Boobs, and I'm gonna put 'em on my truck hitch."
Darryl: "They're just like my Truck Nuts."

Bumper Boobs by Bonch Nifkin January 21, 2013