bumper-bump 

When a person is going so slow the only thing you can do to resolve it is tap their bumper with yours a bit.

That fucker is going so slow

Give him a bumper-bump

Good idea *tap*

Hey! He started moving.

bumper-bump by Donkey Kong dige November 29, 2013

Bumper to bumper 

Homosexual intercourse; referring to lesbian vaginal sex.

Jackie and Stacy were going bumper to bumper last night...and by that, I don't mean their cars.

Bumper to bumper by randomlysmart April 14, 2014

bumper to bumper 

When There is a traffic jam and the cars almost touch each another.
Traffic Jam

Oh man, look over there: there is a terrible bumper to bumper on that road.

bumper to bumper by Marcelo Rodrigues August 4, 2007

Bumber-bee-bump 

A game in which contestants take turns naming the state on the northeast border of the state in which they live. If no state exists on the northeast border they must shout “Bumber-bee-bump” and move to a new state. The game is most commonly played online by hobos and tramps using public computers in libraries and coffee shops. Suggestions that players shout "Bumble-bee-bump" are based on rumors propagated by the uninformed.

"Hey, let's play a game of bumber-bee-bump."

Bumber-bee-bump by Xtpd September 15, 2009

Bumper to bumper 

A sexy form of traffic

"I like when they say bumper to bumper."

Bumper to bumper by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Bumper-to-Bumper Humper 

A lesbian. Usually in an office setting.

I know she is a beautiful receptionist, Shahid , but she is a bumper-to-bumper humper. Sorry, man.

Bumper-to-Bumper Humper by tarkowsky September 20, 2017

Third gear, bumper to bumper

used to describes someone or something thats extremely gay in nature
(please use this term with caution if you yourself do not drive in third gear, bumper to bumper)

"do you think he drives in third gear?"
"Oh yea, he definitely drives in third gear, bumper to bumper!"

Third gear, bumper to bumper by skypup May 9, 2026