My brother in Christ

what you call someone before you call them out on their problems/hypocrisy

My mom: I don't like all the cleavage you have.

Me: My brother in Christ, you gave it to me.

by consumerstellular June 11, 2022

My brother in Christ

Used to replace jokes containing the N-word

Dudes be like “Subway Sucks”
My brother in Christ you made the sandwich

by YouGotCoconutMalled April 14, 2022

Brother Issues

When someone says “I have brother/sister issues” they mean they crave brotherly/sisterly love. They crave someone to make fun of, someone to hate, someone to love, someone to talk about to their parents, someone to share things with, to share everything with. Anyone can have brother issues.

A- “Damn he has brother issues”

B- “Yeah makes sense. He’s an only child”

by I’m A Dinosaur 🦕 March 15, 2022

chicken brothel

1. a chicken farm run by large American franchise restaurants that cram as many steroid fed chickens as possible into an unhealthy environment to increase their financial bottom line. These franchises have little or no regard for public health.

I ain't eating that shit bird from a chicken brothel, so don't go to KFC.

by fotofly December 5, 2010

Brother Darkness

One who acts or posses the ability to be a color darker than Wesley Snipes. No matter what skintone or shade, you are black. Darkness must come natural and unintentionally.

-DARKNESS

-Yo, that nigga be wylin. - chill man thats just brother darkness.

by Mr.G2theI November 20, 2010

Ur brother ur mother

Ultimate insult of all insults about sum nibbas family

Geoff: ur mum gai
Ryan: No u, ur dad lesbian
Geoff: Ur granny tranny
Ryan: no u
Geoff: Ur sisters a mister:
Ryan: UR BROTHER UR MOTHER
Geoff: is sent to thot hell to burn and never return

by Mysistersnotamister27 March 15, 2018

Hook a brother up

To go out of one's way to help or provide a service to a friend/colleague/acquaintance. Often in exchange for nothing. Another way of describing a favor or act of altruism.

For example:

'I going KFC, what you having for lunch?' 'Got no money, do you want to Hook a brother up?' 'Okay I will HBU and get a bucket.'

by james hooha June 16, 2012