Breaking Vag

When you hide your meth pipe in your vagina and it shatters.

Dude: Hey where did your meth pipe go? I wanna get hella high right now.
Girl: Sorry hun. I had a Breaking Vag earlier when the cops pulled me over. Can you please take me to the hospital Im bleeding to death.

by TheSloppyBrown December 4, 2013

Breaking a choker

So if you or somebody says this it means you want to deepthroat and the bulge from your cock breaks there choker around there neck

Boy: hey can I break your choker

Girl: what?!
Urban dictionary: well you see breaking a choker-

by Yeetarenomagical November 25, 2019

Breaking Bad

A hypnosis show that makes you talk uncontrollably about it for hours on end.

TV: Breaking bad is the best show ever made. You will never stop talking about breaking bad or The Wire.

Me: Breaking bad is the best show ever made. You will never stop talking about breaking bad or The Wire.

by cclloyd January 13, 2013

Breaking Dawn

The fourth and final installment of the widely popular Twilight series. Though highly anticipated, it is considered to be a disappointment to most fans of the series. It has been largely criticized for its illogical and often dull plot and for straying from the original style of the books.

I can't believe this book is actually the Breaking Dawn we were waiting for.

by wandlessxxmagic September 30, 2008

Breaking it out to early

A personal habit, physical ability, quirkiness or bit of personal information that may be accepted even endearing if you know someone well. But can be creepy, revolting or tasteless when you just met them.

COOPERSTOWN, NY—Double-jointed man Stephen Rothkowitz's first date with Lois Hiller, 30, was irrevocably derailed when the 29-year-old process server prematurely demonstrated his ability to bend his thumb all the way back to his wrist, witnesses reported Tuesday. "There seemed to be a lull in their conversation, and then he just started yanking his thumb around," said patron David Cantrall, who was seated adjacent to Rothkowitz's table at the D&R; Steakhouse. "He didn't even preface it with something like, 'Hey, guess what I can do?'" Rothkowitz was reportedly unable to salvage the evening by shooting milk out of his eye. He was breaking it out to early.
* The Onion

by viachicago October 27, 2011

breaking sea level

To take a huge dump that while resting on the bottom of the toilet is large enough to form an island

That was a great dump; I just broke sea level!

by randall December 9, 2003

Breaking Dawn

1. The final installment of the 'Twilight' saga by Stephenie Meyer.

2. Bad fanfiction.

3. The biggest let down. Ever.

Girl: Dude, he dumped me! I feel so let down.
Friend: That is such a Breaking Dawn.

by Kayttt August 5, 2008