butt bartering

(verb) The acquisition of money, drugs, or other products and favors in exchange for sexual services which most oftentimes include anal sex.

The old man began to tell some of the neighborhood children about a simpler time he remembered as he sat on his porch. “Now I ain’t calling anyone a prostitute or anything” Uncle Roger began, grinning as he spoke, “But that ol girl Betsy was out here butt bartering before butt bartering was cool. Sheeeeet, I remember back in the day you’d know who was holding the good blow in the neighborhood just from watching where that ho was going to….they’d also have a clean house cause that was ol girl’s specialty. If a person had an eight ball of the good why Betsy’d be putting some of that dirty butt on them and have the house cleaned and squared away by the time the dope was all gone”.

by Nikki Stixx September 5, 2022

pulling a john bates

When you look someone straight in the eye and ask the dumbest question possible as if you are sincere with your question knowing damn well the answer.

Going to the loan officer at the bank and telling them you have a 400 credit score with multiple chargeoffs, no job or income and you live on your friends couch and absolutely no way of making the loan payments and then asking if you could qualify for a $400,000 unsecured credit line with the lowest interest rate. The loan officer looks you straight in the eye and asks you if you are "pulling a John Bates" on me?

by direct007a November 23, 2016

Batey

A rather posh, old-fashioned way of expressing someone's unhappiness. The closest equivalents would be CROSS or MAD.

From the Derek & Clive album "Ad Nauseam" (1978) :

CLIVE:
Oh, gosh! 'Oh! I'm done for!' I thought: 'Crumbs! If I go to Sir's study he'll get jolly BATEY and probably do all sorts of things'. And when we got in there he said, "I'm jolly cross with you .....for looking at, at Wiggins playing with his willy!"

by CrazyToad August 5, 2018

beater

A car used for daily transport to avoid damage or wear on a nicer car.

I drove my beater to work today, it's raining too hard to take the Z.

by DrewZee May 10, 2003

Jayden Bartels

Jayden Bartels is a dancer and an actress that was featured on Dance MomsHer birthday is on November 1st 2018 and is currently 13 years old. She’s known on social media as, missjaydenb. She’s best friends with Annie LeBlanc who is featured on the YouTube channel Bratayley

Jayden Bartels and Annie Leblanc’s friendship is so pure!

by Hannie shipper;) May 18, 2018

bate rape

Telling a girl, preferably one who finds you to be a creep/unattractive, that you've masturbated to her. A play-on-words from "date rape".

guy: You were on my mind all night, allison.
girl: You keep bate raping me and your testicles will not be found again.

by Blackbird February 6, 2005

Turd beater

Usually a term for gay men, who participates in anal sex.

Beats another mans turd, hence the word turd beater!

by Sanny and Robert June 11, 2006