Brandon 

a fat fuck who gets no hoes and eat all da time

the nigga brandon a fuckin midget

Brandon by billynigga425 October 8, 2019

Brandon 

A really lovable person, who is the kindest person you will ever meet. He has a big heart, but he's also really hot. All the girl want to be with him.

Wow that guy's a Brandon.

No you're not cool enough to be a Brandon.

Brandon by onereasontostaypositive March 21, 2013

Brandon 

A bitch ass nigga but at the same time a true bestie

Andrew: Do you know Brandon?
Abdallah: No.
Andrew: Bro THE Brandon
Abdallah: Ohhhhh

Brandon by Lil Cereal Bowl December 15, 2017

Brandon 

Brandon is that most amazing guy ever!!
I love him so much!!!!!!!!
He is such a great kisser holy shit is he.

You will never meet another guy like him.

That guy was such a good Brandon.

Brandon by dbmb May 4, 2009

Brandon 

Best guy to exist.
He's nice, caring, and respects girls.
normally follows a few philosiphys.
like, all that is loved should be protected
he doesent like to fight
but he will to protect ones he loves
smart in math
stronger then most

man that brandon is amazing

Brandon by shikamaru_nara March 8, 2009

Brandon 

The sexiest man alive with godly awesomeness. Only chosing the hottest girls, his sexual abilities is legendary and longed for by all the women.

Amazing in bed and like the second coming of Christ.

Omg, he is such a brandon

Brandon by idkwhatyouretalkingabout February 5, 2010

Brandon 

Brandon’s are hard guys that can put people into place, also they can be used as a sideman name(firm, crew or squad)also they are very romantic and give every girl respect even if they don’t like them, they are most likely good in bed, love pleasuring themselves.

Brandon’s

Brandon by Other December 6, 2017