if you are deemed the brainliest, you have hit rock bottom. You have nothing in this life, no worth, no freinds, no family. and your crush is a 250 meatball bitch that lives off welfare and food stamps.
that NlGGA THE BRAINLIEST
by ppvmic January 14, 2021
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Don't go into the break room when Josh is there unless you have 10 minutes to listen to his branifesto about giving up donuts and chips!
by palabrajot October 4, 2010
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A wellness concept that is a hybrid between manifesting and fibermaxxing. Involves consuming extreme amounts of fiber in prepartion for success with sports or other physical goals.
Zach, I'm going to eat rolled oats every morning to branifest a new 5k ultra PB!
Amy, I've been branifesting so hard to hit my weightloss goal.
Amy, I've been branifesting so hard to hit my weightloss goal.
by Many Pancakes October 4, 2025
Get the branifest mug.A term used for people who do not use higher levels of thinking, ergo reference their penis when making decisions.
Guy1:Man I want to smack up that bitch
Guy2:You some kind of Brainstem? fool...
Holy shit, stop humping my leg you Brainstem
Guy2:You some kind of Brainstem? fool...
Holy shit, stop humping my leg you Brainstem
by Jeff Wong January 11, 2009
Get the Brainstem mug.A large species of fish that explodes into millions of little brainfish in order to reproduce.
Also a term for a fish that thinks they know it all.
Also a term for a fish that thinks they know it all.
by NovaMetatail July 7, 2009
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